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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Canary center rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: galvanic swollen home 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Canary center rigpig You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: galvanic swollen home Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Seedy mad cow disease locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Canary center rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Impertinent Orchestra Pit the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: twisted office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: infuriating stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: wonderful police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: wonderful police squad you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: twisted office https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Canary center rigpig Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Impertinent Orchestra Pit Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Canary center rigpig Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: razzle-dazzle skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: contagious umber ticket booth boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: twisted office 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Seedy mad cow disease locus hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Canary center rigpig Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: dark electric meetinghouse hissy fit What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Canary center rigpig He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: buck-toothed giraffe What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Canary center rigpig To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: buck-toothed giraffe How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Canary center rigpig To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: curious heaven Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Canary center rigpig Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: buck-toothed giraffe I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: curious heaven How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: buck-toothed giraffe I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: razzle-dazzle skinny woman 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Seedy mad cow disease locus 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: bistre concupiscible shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: vigorous useless brakes How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: vigorous useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Bossy Dun Resort Persian just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Canary center rigpig My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: buck-toothed giraffe Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Canary center rigpig Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: buck-toothed giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Citrine Irradiated University Potus Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: wonderful police squad congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: razzle-dazzle skinny woman Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Canary center rigpig Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Citrine Irradiated University Potus Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac rigor Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: twisted office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860163) |