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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Trip Trailer Park Fanboi
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
hateful faggot firefighter
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
impertinent supple university
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Indigo dog poop puppy
  06/06/25
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Disgusting Iridescent Ladyboy Corner
  06/06/25
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motley buff den philosopher-king
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Trip Trailer Park Fanboi
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
vibrant giraffe
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Smoky office
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
Arousing lake keepsake machete
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
slippery plaza
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
vibrant giraffe
  06/06/25
...
motley buff den philosopher-king
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
slippery plaza
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Irradiated Soggy Lay
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
Damn
Irradiated Soggy Lay
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
motley buff den philosopher-king
  06/06/25
not including tip
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  06/06/25
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embarrassed to the bone ceo windowlicker
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Indigo dog poop puppy
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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Arousing lake keepsake machete
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embarrassed to the bone ceo windowlicker
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startled multi-billionaire
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Coral odious forum
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hateful faggot firefighter
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impertinent supple university
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Contagious lilac address goal in life
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Ruddy twinkling uncleanness
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talking flirting wrinkle
  06/06/25
LOL
chestnut galvanic church building
  06/07/25
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mind-boggling theater stage
  06/27/25
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Arousing lake keepsake machete
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
Peach histrionic meetinghouse
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Ruddy twinkling uncleanness
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Talented narrow-minded tank
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Talented narrow-minded tank
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
Arousing lake keepsake machete
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Talented narrow-minded tank
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
motley buff den philosopher-king
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
slippery plaza
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Exciting Resort Old Irish Cottage
  06/06/25
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Free-loading Stimulating Theater
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
slippery plaza
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
federal native love of her life
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
frisky sable nursing home
  06/06/25
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Disgusting Iridescent Ladyboy Corner
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
embarrassed to the bone ceo windowlicker
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
embarrassed to the bone ceo windowlicker
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
passionate turquoise stage
  06/06/25
...
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
grizzly nibblets lettuce
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Coral odious forum
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Contagious lilac address goal in life
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Exciting Resort Old Irish Cottage
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
appetizing mexican
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
poppy senate boiling water
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
vigorous becky
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
vengeful boyish hominid black woman
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
crusty onyx dilemma
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Trip Trailer Park Fanboi

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: hateful faggot firefighter

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: impertinent supple university

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Indigo dog poop puppy

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Disgusting Iridescent Ladyboy Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: motley buff den philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Trip Trailer Park Fanboi

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: vibrant giraffe

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Smoky office

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Arousing lake keepsake machete

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: slippery plaza

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: vibrant giraffe

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: motley buff den philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: slippery plaza

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Irradiated Soggy Lay

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Irradiated Soggy Lay

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: motley buff den philosopher-king

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: slippery plaza

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Charismatic slap-happy degenerate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Arousing lake keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ceo windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Indigo dog poop puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: vigorous becky

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Trip Trailer Park Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Arousing lake keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: vibrant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ceo windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: startled multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Coral odious forum



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: hateful faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: impertinent supple university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: grizzly nibblets lettuce



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: big cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Exciting Resort Old Irish Cottage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Contagious lilac address goal in life



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: house-broken brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Ruddy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: talking flirting wrinkle



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: chestnut galvanic church building

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling theater stage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Arousing lake keepsake machete



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Peach histrionic meetinghouse

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Ruddy twinkling uncleanness

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Talented narrow-minded tank

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Talented narrow-minded tank

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Arousing lake keepsake machete

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Talented narrow-minded tank

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: motley buff den philosopher-king

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: slippery plaza

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Exciting Resort Old Irish Cottage

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Free-loading Stimulating Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: slippery plaza

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: federal native love of her life

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: frisky sable nursing home

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Disgusting Iridescent Ladyboy Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ceo windowlicker

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ceo windowlicker

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: passionate turquoise stage

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: grizzly nibblets lettuce

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Coral odious forum

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Contagious lilac address goal in life

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Exciting Resort Old Irish Cottage

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: appetizing mexican

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: poppy senate boiling water

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: vigorous becky

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: vengeful boyish hominid black woman

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: crusty onyx dilemma

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994921)