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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
crimson striped hyena partner
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
crimson striped hyena partner
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
vigorous gas station
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/06/25
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Orange locale masturbator
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Jet mentally impaired plaza
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vigorous gas station
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Aquamarine Rough-skinned Giraffe Mental Disorder
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Odious Autistic Boiling Water Chapel
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naked idea he suggested really tough guy
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Mind-boggling station azn
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
crimson striped hyena partner
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Mind-boggling station azn
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Mind-boggling station azn
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
crimson striped hyena partner
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Mind-boggling station azn
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
mauve genital piercing
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Mind-boggling station azn
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Concupiscible canary deer antler
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Orchid Newt Senate
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naked idea he suggested really tough guy
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
ocher fragrant national hissy fit
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
mint stag film windowlicker
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
startled background story address
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Green immigrant
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
mauve genital piercing
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
mauve genital piercing
  07/07/25
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heady yarmulke
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
startled background story address
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
mauve genital piercing
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
heady yarmulke
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
heady yarmulke
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
heady yarmulke
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native
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ocher fragrant national hissy fit
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
heady yarmulke
  07/07/25
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Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Buff Shrine Philosopher-king
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Mind-boggling station azn
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heady yarmulke
  07/11/25
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Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
emerald garrison
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Tan voyeur
  07/11/25
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Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
coral whorehouse
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: crimson striped hyena partner

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: crimson striped hyena partner

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: vigorous gas station

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Orange locale masturbator



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Jet mentally impaired plaza

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling station azn



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: vigorous gas station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Aquamarine Rough-skinned Giraffe Mental Disorder



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: ocher fragrant national hissy fit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring principal's office haunted graveyard



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Green immigrant



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Filthy Sex Offender



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: heady yarmulke



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Cerise Hideous Space Skinny Woman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Jew Temple



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Tan voyeur



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: chestnut harsh trailer park affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Odious Autistic Boiling Water Chapel



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: naked idea he suggested really tough guy



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling station azn

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: crimson striped hyena partner

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling station azn

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling station azn

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: crimson striped hyena partner

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling station azn

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: mauve genital piercing

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling station azn

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible canary deer antler

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Orchid Newt Senate

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: naked idea he suggested really tough guy



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: ocher fragrant national hissy fit

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: mint stag film windowlicker

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: startled background story address

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Green immigrant

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: mauve genital piercing

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: mauve genital piercing

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: heady yarmulke



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: startled background story address

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: mauve genital piercing

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: heady yarmulke

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: heady yarmulke

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: heady yarmulke

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2).#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: fantasy-prone appetizing pervert native

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: ocher fragrant national hissy fit



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: heady yarmulke

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Buff Shrine Philosopher-king

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling station azn



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: heady yarmulke



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: emerald garrison

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Tan voyeur

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Bipolar Ebony Messiness Parlor



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: coral whorehouse

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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