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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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diverse cowardly yarmulke
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
razzle-dazzle free-loading library mad-dog skullcap
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
razzle-dazzle free-loading library mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
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Light garrison
  05/01/26
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honey-headed pit
  04/29/26
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diverse cowardly yarmulke
  04/29/26
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Light garrison
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Passionate twinkling uncleanness
  04/29/26
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Lake sexy point legal warrant
  04/29/26
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Light garrison
  05/01/26
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Supple plaza
  04/30/26
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Flickering irradiated site
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Flickering irradiated site
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Light garrison
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Lake sexy point legal warrant
  05/02/26
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Light garrison
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Passionate twinkling uncleanness
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  04/29/26
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Light garrison
  04/29/26
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Poppy dashing partner
  04/29/26
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charcoal vibrant base pervert
  04/29/26
180!
Lake sexy point legal warrant
  04/29/26
hell yeah
honey-headed pit
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Carnelian House
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Elite Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Elite Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Cracking henna shrine rigpig
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Elite Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
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Light garrison
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Cracking henna shrine rigpig
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Elite Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Light garrison
  05/01/26
180
Poppy dashing partner
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
honey-headed pit
  05/01/26
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pontificating navy sandwich
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Ocher national security agency
  04/30/26
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Ocher national security agency
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
pale stage
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Elite Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  05/01/26
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Light garrison
  05/01/26
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Elite Ticket Booth
  05/01/26
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Light garrison
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
dark frum gaming laptop
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Light garrison
  05/01/26
congrats!
Flickering irradiated site
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Poppy dashing partner
  05/01/26
180
Light garrison
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
diverse cowardly yarmulke
  05/01/26
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Light garrison
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
dark frum gaming laptop
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Light garrison
  05/01/26
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Lake sexy point legal warrant
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle free-loading library mad-dog skullcap

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle free-loading library mad-dog skullcap

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: honey-headed pit



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Passionate twinkling uncleanness

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Lake sexy point legal warrant



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Supple plaza



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Flickering irradiated site



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Flickering irradiated site

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Light garrison

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Lake sexy point legal warrant

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Passionate twinkling uncleanness

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Poppy dashing partner



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: charcoal vibrant base pervert



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Lake sexy point legal warrant

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: honey-headed pit

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Carnelian House

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Elite Ticket Booth

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Elite Ticket Booth

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Cracking henna shrine rigpig

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Elite Ticket Booth

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Cracking henna shrine rigpig

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Elite Ticket Booth

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Light garrison

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Poppy dashing partner

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: honey-headed pit

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: pontificating navy sandwich



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Ocher national security agency

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Ocher national security agency



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: pale stage

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Elite Ticket Booth

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Elite Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: dark frum gaming laptop

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Light garrison

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Flickering irradiated site

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Poppy dashing partner

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Light garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: diverse cowardly yarmulke

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Light garrison



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: dark frum gaming laptop

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Light garrison

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Lake sexy point legal warrant



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