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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
burgundy goyim space
  07/17/22
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Comical embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/17/22
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Charcoal Address
  07/17/22
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charismatic school
  07/18/22
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burgundy goyim space
  09/29/22
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burgundy goyim space
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
hyperventilating effete mother
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
hyperventilating effete mother
  01/07/23
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charismatic school
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
adulterous stimulating location
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
adulterous stimulating location
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
topaz marvelous station shitlib
  03/18/23
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burgundy goyim space
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
adulterous stimulating location
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
wild snowy legend tank
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Self-absorbed blathering corner
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Drunken institution
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Drunken institution
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Drunken institution
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
violet state
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Drunken institution
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Drunken institution
  08/23/24
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Drunken institution
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Drunken institution
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Drunken institution
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Drunken institution
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Internet-worthy Purple Deer Antler Spot
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
turquoise sound barrier
  09/28/24
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burgundy goyim space
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Drunken institution
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Drunken institution
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
need tokens
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: burgundy goyim space

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Comical embarrassed to the bone box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Charcoal Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: charismatic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: burgundy goyim space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: burgundy goyim space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: hyperventilating effete mother

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating effete mother

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: adulterous stimulating location

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: adulterous stimulating location

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: topaz marvelous station shitlib

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: burgundy goyim space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: adulterous stimulating location

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: wild snowy legend tank

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Self-absorbed blathering corner

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Drunken institution

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Drunken institution

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Drunken institution

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: violet state

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Drunken institution

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Drunken institution

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Drunken institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Drunken institution

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Drunken institution

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Drunken institution

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Purple Deer Antler Spot

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: turquoise sound barrier

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: burgundy goyim space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Drunken institution

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Drunken institution

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: need tokens

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932244)