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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
vibrant ivory step-uncle's house
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Cyan clown stage
  11/22/23
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Medicated Haunting Brethren
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
smoky lettuce
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Orchid Drunken Chapel Mediation
  11/22/23
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vibrant ivory step-uncle's house
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
supple gaming laptop plaza
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Razzle-dazzle Round Eye
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
vibrant ivory step-uncle's house
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Aphrodisiac nudist french chef
  04/28/24
Women are 180
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Situational Awareness Bear
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galvanic hell
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vibrant ivory step-uncle's house
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
Orchid Drunken Chapel Mediation
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vibrant ivory step-uncle's house
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
Infuriating Ungodly Potus Area
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
Infuriating Ungodly Potus Area
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Infuriating Ungodly Potus Area
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
pearl indian lodge
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
Infuriating Ungodly Potus Area
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
pearl indian lodge
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vibrant ivory step-uncle's house
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Orchid Drunken Chapel Mediation
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smoky lettuce
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
primrose mentally impaired macaca station
  04/28/24
180 song
Sadistic Sable Messiness Center
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
vibrant ivory step-uncle's house
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
Sadistic Sable Messiness Center
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
vibrant ivory step-uncle's house
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
frozen wrinkle
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  12/19/23


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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Cyan clown stage

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Medicated Haunting Brethren



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: smoky lettuce

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Orchid Drunken Chapel Mediation

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: supple gaming laptop plaza

Holy fuck

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Round Eye

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2).#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac nudist french chef



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac nudist french chef



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: laughsome at-the-ready kitchen cuckold

Women are 180

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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: galvanic hell



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Orchid Drunken Chapel Mediation

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Infuriating Ungodly Potus Area

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Infuriating Ungodly Potus Area

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Infuriating Ungodly Potus Area



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: pearl indian lodge

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2).#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Infuriating Ungodly Potus Area

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2).#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: pearl indian lodge

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2).#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Orchid Drunken Chapel Mediation



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: smoky lettuce



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: primrose mentally impaired macaca station

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2).#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: Sadistic Sable Messiness Center

180 song

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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2).#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Sadistic Sable Messiness Center

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house

he was purely a producer driven act

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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: frozen wrinkle

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2).#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: vibrant ivory step-uncle's house



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