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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Beady-eyed high-end set azn
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
mildly autistic avocado business firm liquid oxygen
  06/03/25
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Crawly rusted trailer park
  06/04/25
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appetizing costumed rehab cuckold
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
hairraiser garrison foreskin
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Beady-eyed high-end set azn
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Snowy house-broken home
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Hideous French Chef
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Beady-eyed high-end set azn
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Diverse Thirsty Stain
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
boyish offensive church
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Beady-eyed high-end set azn
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
cerebral duck-like church building stock car
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
opaque low-t feces
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Trip insanely creepy party of the first part
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
sexy tantric corner
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Yellow Native
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Exhilarant shrine pocket flask
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Beady-eyed high-end set azn
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Abnormal Reading Party Lay
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
sexy tantric corner
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
chrome laser beams
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
obsidian orchestra pit
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
massive pozpig hell
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Diverse Thirsty Stain
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
massive pozpig hell
  06/04/25
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Crawly rusted trailer park
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
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  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Sooty razzle-dazzle goal in life cuckoldry
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
chrome laser beams
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Beady-eyed high-end set azn
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Citrine legend messiness
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
titillating bbw dingle berry
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed high-end set azn

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: mildly autistic avocado business firm liquid oxygen

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Crawly rusted trailer park



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: appetizing costumed rehab cuckold



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: hairraiser garrison foreskin

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed high-end set azn

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Snowy house-broken home

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Hideous French Chef

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed high-end set azn

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Diverse Thirsty Stain

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: boyish offensive church

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed high-end set azn

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: cerebral duck-like church building stock car

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: opaque low-t feces

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Trip insanely creepy party of the first part

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: sexy tantric corner

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Yellow Native

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant shrine pocket flask

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Beady-eyed high-end set azn

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Abnormal Reading Party Lay

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: sexy tantric corner

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: chrome laser beams

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: obsidian orchestra pit

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: massive pozpig hell

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Diverse Thirsty Stain

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac meetinghouse

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: massive pozpig hell

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Crawly rusted trailer park



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: cerebral duck-like church building stock car

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Sooty razzle-dazzle goal in life cuckoldry

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: chrome laser beams

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed high-end set azn

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Citrine legend messiness

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: titillating bbw dingle berry

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2).#48986845)