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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
abnormal toaster resort
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
rough-skinned step-uncle's house french chef
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
abnormal toaster resort
  07/15/25
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rough-skinned step-uncle's house french chef
  07/15/25
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grizzly blathering quadroon
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
Cocky Stage Wrinkle
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
abnormal toaster resort
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
Histrionic crawly factory reset button
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
abnormal toaster resort
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
doobsian stirring old irish cottage
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
abnormal toaster resort
  07/15/25
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Navy balding faggotry
  07/15/25
should he not?
Galvanic Demanding Meetinghouse
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
abnormal toaster resort
  07/15/25
Mfcr
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Spruce charismatic brethren gaping
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
grizzly blathering quadroon
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
abnormal toaster resort
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
grizzly blathering quadroon
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
Histrionic crawly factory reset button
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
abnormal toaster resort
  07/15/25
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doobsian stirring old irish cottage
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multi-colored useless brakes home
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Bearded mildly autistic school cafeteria background story
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Heady hateful trust fund
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
Spruce charismatic brethren gaping
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
avocado bateful kitty cat gunner
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Heady hateful trust fund
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
Naked clear boiling water
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
Copper vigorous organic girlfriend
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
useless native famous landscape painting
  07/15/25
he crushed
rough-skinned step-uncle's house french chef
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Lake fluffy theater
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
doobsian stirring old irish cottage
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
Histrionic crawly factory reset button
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
doobsian stirring old irish cottage
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High-end Legend Theater Stage
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
Histrionic crawly factory reset button
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
abnormal toaster resort
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doobsian stirring old irish cottage
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
doobsian stirring old irish cottage
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
chestnut tattoo stead
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
doobsian stirring old irish cottage
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
Spruce charismatic brethren gaping
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house french chef

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: grizzly blathering quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Cocky Stage Wrinkle

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Histrionic crawly factory reset button

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: doobsian stirring old irish cottage

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Navy balding faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Demanding Meetinghouse

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Histrionic crawly factory reset button

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Spruce charismatic brethren gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: grizzly blathering quadroon

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: grizzly blathering quadroon

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Histrionic crawly factory reset button

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: doobsian stirring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: multi-colored useless brakes home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Bearded mildly autistic school cafeteria background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Heady hateful trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Spruce charismatic brethren gaping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: avocado bateful kitty cat gunner

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Heady hateful trust fund

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: Naked clear boiling water

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Copper vigorous organic girlfriend

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: useless native famous landscape painting

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: rough-skinned step-uncle's house french chef

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Lake fluffy theater

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: doobsian stirring old irish cottage

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Histrionic crawly factory reset button

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: doobsian stirring old irish cottage

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: High-end Legend Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Histrionic crawly factory reset button

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: abnormal toaster resort

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: doobsian stirring old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: doobsian stirring old irish cottage

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: chestnut tattoo stead

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: doobsian stirring old irish cottage

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Spruce charismatic brethren gaping

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Histrionic crawly factory reset button

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Spruce charismatic brethren gaping

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: abnormal toaster resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2).#49107203)