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ITT girl-touchers discuss credited first-kiss strategies

This is the worst part of girl-touching. Breaching the barri...
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
With my current gf, I kissed her forehead first while we wer...
disrespectful new version
  06/03/12
That's super cute brother. I may try this. TY.
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
Stand next to her, move your forehead close to hers. She'll ...
exhilarant splenetic voyeur
  06/03/12
Yes, I often do this, but somehow I always end up blurting o...
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
nothing wrong with that, just don't blurt it out, say is sof...
pale arrogant locale
  06/03/12
Yeah... this is my go to move right now. I wish I could just...
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
Just watch how she responds. Couple it with a shoulder or le...
exhilarant splenetic voyeur
  06/03/12
lock eyes, then look at her lips, back to the eyes and you'l...
purple bbw menage
  06/03/12
This seems somewhat credited. What if she's a shy aspie who ...
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
most girls are not aspie
pale arrogant locale
  06/03/12
But many are shy and avoid direct eye contact early on.
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
end the date
purple bbw menage
  06/03/12
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chestnut jet-lagged center
  06/03/12
Not credited at all.
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
that's just like your opinion man
purple bbw menage
  06/03/12
Hey, uh... *mumbles* ...is it ok if I like... kiss you?
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
"Let's see how close we can get without kissing"
dull bearded ticket booth circlehead
  06/03/12
LOL. Then kiss?
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
This was used to good effect in a season 2 episode of Workah...
dull bearded ticket booth circlehead
  06/03/12
bait and switch. point at your cheek like you want her to...
pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital
  06/03/12
Yes. I, too, have read Neil Strauss' "The Game". B...
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
I've never read this or any of that mystery method shit. It'...
pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital
  06/03/12
Alphas have to resort to trickery, bro?
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
it's alpha because you're kissing her whether she likes it o...
pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital
  06/03/12
So date rape is alpha?
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
nah. there's also a component of cockiness that makes this c...
pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital
  06/03/12
Ok. So date rape is alpha when you are confident about it?
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
stealing a kiss is silly and will make her laugh
pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital
  06/03/12
I know, I'm fucking with you bro. Though I do think stealing...
big crackhouse
  06/03/12
Honestly, approaching the gray area of date rape is credited...
exhilarant splenetic voyeur
  06/03/12
this sounds retarded
Shaky swashbuckling stag film mediation
  06/03/12
good point. counterpoint: I am not a virgin, while you ha...
pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital
  06/03/12
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pink pocket flask
  09/10/23
...
lfo
  06/10/26
I've never kissed a girl and I never will because I'm afraid...
Junko Enoshima
  06/10/26
cr is sometime in the middle of the date
Melancholic Personality Archetypes
  06/10/26
"suck me, beautiful"
Metal Up Your Ass
  06/10/26


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Date: June 3rd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: big crackhouse

This is the worst part of girl-touching. Breaching the barrier from not-touching to girl-touching is relatively easy. Breaching the barrier from kissing to sexing is also relatively easy. But getting that first kiss is fucking nervewracking. How do you bros do it?

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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: disrespectful new version

With my current gf, I kissed her forehead first while we were lying next to one another. She looked up at me and then we kissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819923)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: big crackhouse

That's super cute brother. I may try this. TY.

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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:15 PM
Author: exhilarant splenetic voyeur

Stand next to her, move your forehead close to hers. She'll blatantly react letting you know whether to plant one or you're about to make a fool of self. Obviously do this after some light, well received touching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819690)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: big crackhouse

Yes, I often do this, but somehow I always end up blurting out "I want to kiss you" like a faggot beta every fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819700)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: pale arrogant locale

nothing wrong with that, just don't blurt it out, say is softly and earnestly

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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: big crackhouse

Yeah... this is my go to move right now. I wish I could just do it without asking though. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819720)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:23 PM
Author: exhilarant splenetic voyeur

Just watch how she responds. Couple it with a shoulder or leg touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20820020)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:19 PM
Author: purple bbw menage

lock eyes, then look at her lips, back to the eyes and you'll be able to tell by her body language and how she looks at you if she wants you to kiss her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819709)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: big crackhouse

This seems somewhat credited. What if she's a shy aspie who avoids eye contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819719)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: pale arrogant locale

most girls are not aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819721)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: big crackhouse

But many are shy and avoid direct eye contact early on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819743)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:23 PM
Author: purple bbw menage

end the date

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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:25 PM
Author: chestnut jet-lagged center



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: big crackhouse

Not credited at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819737)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: purple bbw menage

that's just like your opinion man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: big crackhouse

Hey, uh... *mumbles* ...is it ok if I like... kiss you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819760)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:24 PM
Author: dull bearded ticket booth circlehead

"Let's see how close we can get without kissing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819731)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: big crackhouse

LOL. Then kiss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819742)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: dull bearded ticket booth circlehead

This was used to good effect in a season 2 episode of Workaholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:29 PM
Author: pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital

bait and switch.

point at your cheek like you want her to kiss it, and then kiss her on the lips at the last second when she's close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819751)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: big crackhouse

Yes. I, too, have read Neil Strauss' "The Game". But I forget, do I do this before or after kino-escalation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819763)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital

I've never read this or any of that mystery method shit. It's just an alpha move and girls like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819771)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: big crackhouse

Alphas have to resort to trickery, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819773)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital

it's alpha because you're kissing her whether she likes it or not. It's risky cause she might get pissed at you, so just doing it anyway is alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819781)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: big crackhouse

So date rape is alpha?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819787)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:38 PM
Author: pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital

nah. there's also a component of cockiness that makes this credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819794)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:39 PM
Author: big crackhouse

Ok. So date rape is alpha when you are confident about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819797)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital

stealing a kiss is silly and will make her laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819810)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: big crackhouse

I know, I'm fucking with you bro. Though I do think stealing her underwear could be credited too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819813)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:27 PM
Author: exhilarant splenetic voyeur

Honestly, approaching the gray area of date rape is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20820050)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:33 PM
Author: Shaky swashbuckling stag film mediation

this sounds retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819775)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: pontificating marvelous mad-dog skullcap hospital

good point.

counterpoint: I am not a virgin, while you have never touched a vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#20819821)



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Date: September 10th, 2023 8:24 PM
Author: pink pocket flask



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

I've never kissed a girl and I never will because I'm afraid of getting herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#49928383)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes

cr is sometime in the middle of the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#49928568)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

"suck me, beautiful"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2).#49928594)