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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
Useless House
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
submissive sandwich native
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
crimson odious cuckoldry
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
Insane charismatic wagecucks
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
Useless House
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
Useless House
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
talented harsh fortuitous meteor toilet seat
  08/25/21
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Turquoise juggernaut stage
  08/25/21
this never gets old
Irate Grizzly Trump Supporter
  08/25/21
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stirring narrow-minded school fat ankles
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
Insane charismatic wagecucks
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
Useless House
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
maroon jap national
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
Insane charismatic wagecucks
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
Useless House
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
maroon jap national
  08/25/21
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fragrant university
  03/25/22
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violet abode
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
crimson odious cuckoldry
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
pontificating mind-boggling blood rage
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
topaz psychic crackhouse
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
Cracking son of senegal
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
Useless House
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
Misunderstood death wish place of business
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
Useless House
  08/30/21
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Useless House
  09/14/21
180!
fragrant university
  03/25/22
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trip copper gaming laptop
  06/17/25
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Useless House
  12/15/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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  01/01/22
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crystalline circlehead
  01/27/22
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Useless House
  01/27/22
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fragrant university
  03/25/22
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anal gaped center
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
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  06/12/24
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  06/17/25
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Useless House

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: submissive sandwich native

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: crimson odious cuckoldry

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: Insane charismatic wagecucks

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Useless House

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: Useless House

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: talented harsh fortuitous meteor toilet seat

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Turquoise juggernaut stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Irate Grizzly Trump Supporter

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: stirring narrow-minded school fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: Insane charismatic wagecucks

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: Useless House

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: maroon jap national

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: Insane charismatic wagecucks

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: Useless House

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: maroon jap national

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: fragrant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: violet abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: crimson odious cuckoldry

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: pontificating mind-boggling blood rage

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: topaz psychic crackhouse

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: Cracking son of senegal

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: Useless House

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood death wish place of business

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: Useless House

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: Useless House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: fragrant university

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: trip copper gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Useless House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Useless House

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: crystalline circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: Useless House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: fragrant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: anal gaped center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: fragrant university

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: Useless House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: trip copper gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Turquoise juggernaut stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2).#49511692)