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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
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Did they check your blood pressure?
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  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
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I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
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You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
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The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
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I couldn't move from the back pain
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What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
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Dirte tp is moving?
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same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
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u cant, ur back
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um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
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the location and sharpness of pain
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ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
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Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
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Expected it to be a kidney stone
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The HOG was on the toilet
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling library

Did they check your blood pressure?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Cordovan Casino Stain

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: brilliant beady-eyed base

lol, can’t tell if flame

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: startled lay nowag

They check blood pressure for literally everything

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: sickened brunch



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: lascivious location preventive strike



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling library

Also, this is 40.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Provocative church mood

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Big Obsidian Rehab

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: turquoise cerebral digit ratio

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing hall

twist. you cant make this stuff up

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Provocative church mood

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing hall

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: excitant useless brakes

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

I couldn't move from the back pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: excitant useless brakes

Damn

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: lascivious location preventive strike

That's like a $10,000 bill.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing hall

not including tip

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Passionate Claret Public Bath Elastic Band

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: hairraiser home associate



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: frozen range

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Telephone Really Tough Guy



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: turquoise cerebral digit ratio



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: curious kink-friendly meetinghouse

he can pay in installments using klarna

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: hairraiser home associate

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Salmon Motley Orchestra Pit Round Eye

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Salmon Motley Orchestra Pit Round Eye

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

LJL I have insurance

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: turquoise cerebral digit ratio

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Salmon Motley Orchestra Pit Round Eye

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: lascivious location preventive strike

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing hall

Dirte tp is moving?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: boyish gunner wrinkle

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Canary jet-lagged senate fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 180 genital piercing hall

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Vermilion menage

u cant, ur back

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Jade Exhilarant Mexican Sex Offender

glad everything turned out alright.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: sickened brunch



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: plum area

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

the location and sharpness of pain

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: plum area

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: multi-colored den pervert

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Mahogany site

Expected disco to be the OP

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Kitchen Gay Wizard

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Floppy geriatric trailer park

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: boyish gunner wrinkle

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: onyx ratface

Expected it to be a kidney stone

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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: ivory appetizing goal in life

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Passionate Claret Public Bath Elastic Band

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: iridescent yarmulke

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Cobalt bbw sound barrier

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

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