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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Bonkers Cumskin
  07/16/25
*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
pontificating market
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Bonkers Cumskin
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primrose tripping idiot boistinker
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Obsidian Provocative Lay
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
concupiscible nubile school
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Bonkers Cumskin
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bateful sable place of business trailer park
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primrose tripping idiot boistinker
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adventurous partner
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primrose tripping idiot boistinker
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
Obsidian Provocative Lay
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
Bonkers Cumskin
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lascivious mediation
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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racy cowardly ratface theater stage
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primrose tripping idiot boistinker
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coral offensive set degenerate
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
primrose tripping idiot boistinker
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
Bonkers Cumskin
  07/16/25
it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
primrose tripping idiot boistinker
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
Bonkers Cumskin
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bateful sable place of business trailer park
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Federal Dragon
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: pontificating market

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: primrose tripping idiot boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Obsidian Provocative Lay



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: concupiscible nubile school

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: pontificating market



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: bateful sable place of business trailer park



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: primrose tripping idiot boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: adventurous partner



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: primrose tripping idiot boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Provocative Lay

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49105868)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49104940)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: lascivious mediation



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Flesh Stage Feces

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: racy cowardly ratface theater stage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: primrose tripping idiot boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: coral offensive set degenerate



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: primrose tripping idiot boistinker

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: primrose tripping idiot boistinker

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: gold pungent stage

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: primrose tripping idiot boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: bateful sable place of business trailer park



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Federal Dragon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: pea-brained talking address

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: primrose tripping idiot boistinker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Bonkers Cumskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: gold pungent stage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: lascivious mediation



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Obsidian Provocative Lay

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2).#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Retired of Gorona virus 9/14/2021



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