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Mauve contagious sex offender
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misanthropic violet piazza
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flickering base persian
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Exhilarant ruddy deer antler lay
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Electric Travel Guidebook Gunner
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Electric Travel Guidebook Gunner
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Umber native
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how can I purchase a ticket for admission to a screening of ...
Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert
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Splenetic massive corner
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greedy abnormal pit
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig
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Motley national cuck
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these links still work 180
Irradiated codepig step-uncle's house
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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at-the-ready hunting ground pistol
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ocher love of her life office
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
citrine library
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Khaki Vigorous Set
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Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig
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Azure Garrison Karate
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misanthropic violet piazza
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odious sickened friendly grandma whorehouse
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Turquoise provocative theater volcanic crater
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embarrassed to the bone gas station liquid oxygen
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Titillating blue selfie turdskin
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greedy abnormal pit
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
disgusting idea he suggested
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buff roommate
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primrose swollen crackhouse
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
stimulating kitchen
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cordovan sneaky criminal community account
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greedy abnormal pit
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
stimulating kitchen
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Exciting medicated orchestra pit dog poop
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Khaki Vigorous Set
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Exhilarant ruddy deer antler lay
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Mauve contagious sex offender
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buff roommate
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Electric Travel Guidebook Gunner
  03/11/15
fucking lol
greedy abnormal pit
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razzmatazz tripping sanctuary dragon
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cracking fiercely-loyal stag film
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at-the-ready hunting ground pistol
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Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig
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180000
Laughsome Institution People Who Are Hurt
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Azure Garrison Karate
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Umber native
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Marvelous walnut boiling water
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ocher love of her life office
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
at-the-ready hunting ground pistol
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1800000
stimulating kitchen
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legit
buff roommate
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Lascivious patrolman
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Height of assosciate?
Nighttime striped hyena boltzmann
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
at-the-ready hunting ground pistol
  03/12/16
lmfao
Free-loading abusive reading party state
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LOL
mustard appetizing trump supporter messiness
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lol
vermilion stage clown
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180
violent casino goal in life
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bearded menage candlestick maker
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Comical Sticky Hominid School Cafeteria
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Charismatic box office private investor
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Umber native
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Turquoise provocative theater volcanic crater
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Adventurous abode
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embarrassed to the bone gas station liquid oxygen
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supple navy location legend
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thriller awkward windowlicker space
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plum heady lodge toilet seat
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
frum parlor
  03/12/15
Moar!
cordovan sneaky criminal community account
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Up-to-no-good goyim
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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greedy abnormal pit
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Mind-boggling zombie-like national security agency personal credit line
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Lol 1800
Comical Sticky Hominid School Cafeteria
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Charismatic box office private investor
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violent casino goal in life
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embarrassed to the bone gas station liquid oxygen
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Boyish place of business theatre
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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diverse doctorate
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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supple navy location legend
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Mauve contagious sex offender
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Red Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker Keepsake Machete
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Poppy internal respiration affirmative action
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greedy abnormal pit
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
cordovan sneaky criminal community account
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greedy abnormal pit
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greedy abnormal pit
  02/21/22
Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
greedy abnormal pit
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
disgusting idea he suggested
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Mauve contagious sex offender
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Chest-beating vivacious faggot firefighter locus
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
buff roommate
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Mauve contagious sex offender
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
buff roommate
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Mauve contagious sex offender
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
buff roommate
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Shit
Mauve contagious sex offender
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Poppy internal respiration affirmative action
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idiotic headpube sweet tailpipe
  01/27/22
This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Jet-lagged gaming laptop ape
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Laughsome Institution People Who Are Hurt
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Mauve contagious sex offender
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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greedy abnormal pit
  02/18/22
still going strong
Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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(Chip Kelly)
Azure Garrison Karate
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Mauve contagious sex offender
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Poppy internal respiration affirmative action
  03/12/15
So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
disgusting idea he suggested
  03/11/15
All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Azure Garrison Karate
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Mauve contagious sex offender
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
disgusting idea he suggested
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Azure Garrison Karate
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Excitant Pearly Point Pocket Flask
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Chest-beating vivacious faggot firefighter locus
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diverse doctorate
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Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Red Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker Keepsake Machete
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Mauve contagious sex offender
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chocolate haunted graveyard
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Electric Travel Guidebook Gunner
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Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Mauve contagious sex offender
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Dull center
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fishy bat-shit-crazy trailer park
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
greedy abnormal pit
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Red Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker Keepsake Machete
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misanthropic violet piazza
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Azure Garrison Karate
  03/11/15
WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
hyperactive very tactful organic girlfriend church
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
citrine library
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Red Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker Keepsake Machete
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ocher love of her life office
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odious sickened friendly grandma whorehouse
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misanthropic violet piazza
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Laughsome Institution People Who Are Hurt
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Poppy internal respiration affirmative action
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galvanic green station cuckoldry
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
at-the-ready hunting ground pistol
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Electric Travel Guidebook Gunner
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Soul-stirring aqua voyeur hospital
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Arousing rambunctious chapel
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Azure Garrison Karate
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
frum parlor
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Wonderful Vengeful Nursing Home Old Irish Cottage
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
geriatric filthpig regret
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
ebony razzle tanning salon
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sapphire mad cow disease
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Umber native
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lmao
insecure jewess
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glittery stage
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Turquoise provocative theater volcanic crater
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buff roommate
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shivering trip church building
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Adventurous abode
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Adventurous abode
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Adventurous abode
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Ultramarine skinny woman
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diverse doctorate
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180
Bateful twinkling party of the first part
  12/09/21
!!!
greedy abnormal pit
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Well-lubricated avocado meetinghouse
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
citrine library
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offensive police squad
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gay associate
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Infuriating puppy
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low-t floppy indian lodge mediation
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Translucent forum nibblets
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Deranged Area Fat Ankles
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Jet-lagged gaming laptop ape
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Mauve contagious sex offender
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
racy temple
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Mauve contagious sex offender
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
cordovan sneaky criminal community account
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
citrine library
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Mauve contagious sex offender
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greedy abnormal pit
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
spectacular brindle resort
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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!
Azure Garrison Karate
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180
Harsh school
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Exhilarant ruddy deer antler lay
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buff roommate
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
  12/10/21
Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Azure Garrison Karate
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
nubile mental disorder university
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Azure Garrison Karate
  03/12/15
great thread
Cowardly laser beams twinkling uncleanness
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
frum parlor
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
at-the-ready hunting ground pistol
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Passionate lake home ceo
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert
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offensive police squad
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert
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Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Stirring rebellious range
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Fantasy-prone Shaky Knife Property
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Bateful twinkling party of the first part
  02/18/22
180
greedy abnormal pit
  02/22/22
"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Filthy den
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greedy abnormal pit
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Khaki Vigorous Set
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Talented Carmine Senate Incel
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
Talented Carmine Senate Incel
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Poppy internal respiration affirmative action
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Chest-beating vivacious faggot firefighter locus
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Up-to-no-good goyim
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180 stubborn preventive strike
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*makes Buddy partner*
Stirring rebellious range
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Azure Garrison Karate
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Disturbing telephone
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Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig
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ruh roh
Umber native
  06/03/15
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
geriatric filthpig regret
  03/25/15
http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Orange Market Factory Reset Button
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Mauve contagious sex offender
  04/02/15
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Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Canary curious principal's office
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Mauve contagious sex offender
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
Poppy internal respiration affirmative action
  04/02/15
Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
sapphire mad cow disease
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French Business Firm Therapy
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Ungodly Brunch Ladyboy
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at-the-ready hunting ground pistol
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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Umber native
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alcoholic house
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diverse doctorate
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anal insanely creepy sandwich
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holy fucking shit
insecure jewess
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buff roommate
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Histrionic Duck-like Heaven
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Adventurous abode
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Mischievous spot masturbator
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Infuriating puppy
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diverse doctorate
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greedy abnormal pit
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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greedy abnormal pit
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concupiscible stain shrine
  04/05/15
180
hairraiser yellow stead kitty
  04/24/15
180^180
Wonderful Vengeful Nursing Home Old Irish Cottage
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Umber native
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buff roommate
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Iridescent cerebral bbw address
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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citrine library
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submissive immigrant
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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greedy abnormal pit
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Bateful twinkling party of the first part
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sapphire mad cow disease
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
spectacular brindle resort
  05/08/15
underrated
big crawly macaca
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sapphire mad cow disease
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Umber native
  06/03/15
...
Mauve contagious sex offender
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Cream aromatic digit ratio hell
  06/03/15
Ouch
Mauve contagious sex offender
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Deranged Area Fat Ankles
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greedy abnormal pit
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Poppy internal respiration affirmative action
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180
opaque swashbuckling ticket booth roast beef
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Exhilarant ruddy deer antler lay
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Poppy internal respiration affirmative action
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
  07/21/15
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sapphire mad cow disease
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flickering base persian
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
multi-colored hissy fit wrinkle
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
hairraiser yellow stead kitty
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
citrine library
  10/09/15
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Mauve contagious sex offender
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
hairraiser yellow stead kitty
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
citrine library
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
cordovan sneaky criminal community account
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submissive immigrant
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Maroon locale becky
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submissive immigrant
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greedy abnormal pit
  12/10/21
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greedy abnormal pit
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Beady-eyed nowag milk
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
submissive immigrant
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
submissive immigrant
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Vibrant effete bawdyhouse
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submissive immigrant
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Adventurous abode
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citrine library
  07/15/16
CR.
greedy abnormal pit
  12/10/21
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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submissive immigrant
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Mauve contagious sex offender
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greedy abnormal pit
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greedy abnormal pit
  02/22/22
Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
greedy abnormal pit
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Adventurous abode
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submissive immigrant
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Adventurous abode
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submissive immigrant
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Mauve contagious sex offender
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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costumed dilemma
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greedy abnormal pit
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
greedy abnormal pit
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Adventurous abode
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Lilac domesticated rehab
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Vibrant effete bawdyhouse
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Adventurous abode
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Dashing boistinker public bath
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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Hateful Razzle-dazzle Plaza
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Adventurous abode
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submissive immigrant
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violent casino goal in life
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Hateful Razzle-dazzle Plaza
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wild zippy hall coldplay fan
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mustard appetizing trump supporter messiness
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hairraiser yellow stead kitty
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
field
  08/14/17
Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
hairraiser yellow stead kitty
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greedy abnormal pit
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greedy abnormal pit
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parlour prole
  08/17/17
Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
Ultramarine skinny woman
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:07 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:11 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:12 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:03 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:32 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:16 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: citrine library

Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. Liquidation. I'm petitioning the court to have you appointed as retriever. Make us proud.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: disgusting idea he suggested

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: stimulating kitchen

Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil only to find it COVERED in slobber

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal community account



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: stimulating kitchen

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:43 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Electric Travel Guidebook Gunner

this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:05 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready hunting ground pistol

*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: buff roommate

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:24 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready hunting ground pistol

6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel

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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Free-loading abusive reading party state

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: mustard appetizing trump supporter messiness

LOL

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: vermilion stage clown

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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: violent casino goal in life

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: frum parlor

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal community account

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good goyim

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Comical Sticky Hominid School Cafeteria

Lol 1800

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Charismatic box office private investor

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Red Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker Keepsake Machete

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Author: Poppy internal respiration affirmative action



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal community account

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: disgusting idea he suggested

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating vivacious faggot firefighter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: buff roommate

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: buff roommate

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: buff roommate

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Poppy internal respiration affirmative action



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: idiotic headpube sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged gaming laptop ape

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Institution People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Poppy internal respiration affirmative action



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: disgusting idea he suggested

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: disgusting idea he suggested

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Excitant Pearly Point Pocket Flask



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating vivacious faggot firefighter locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: diverse doctorate



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Red Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker Keepsake Machete

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: chocolate haunted graveyard



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Electric Travel Guidebook Gunner



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Dull center

*bark aves

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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: fishy bat-shit-crazy trailer park



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Red Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker Keepsake Machete

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: misanthropic violet piazza



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: hyperactive very tactful organic girlfriend church

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: citrine library

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Red Aphrodisiac Weed Whacker Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: ocher love of her life office



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: odious sickened friendly grandma whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: misanthropic violet piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Institution People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Poppy internal respiration affirmative action



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: galvanic green station cuckoldry



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: at-the-ready hunting ground pistol

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Electric Travel Guidebook Gunner



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring aqua voyeur hospital

180

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Arousing rambunctious chapel



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: frum parlor

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Vengeful Nursing Home Old Irish Cottage

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: geriatric filthpig regret

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: ebony razzle tanning salon

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: sapphire mad cow disease



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Umber native



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: insecure jewess

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: glittery stage



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Adventurous abode



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Adventurous abode



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: diverse doctorate



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part

180

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

!!!

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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: citrine library

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: offensive police squad



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: gay associate



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: low-t floppy indian lodge mediation



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Translucent forum nibblets

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Deranged Area Fat Ankles



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged gaming laptop ape

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: racy temple

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal community account

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: citrine library

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: spectacular brindle resort

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate

!

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Harsh school

180

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant ruddy deer antler lay



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: buff roommate



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: nubile mental disorder university

(Rick Reilly)

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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Cowardly laser beams twinkling uncleanness

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: frum parlor

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready hunting ground pistol

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Passionate lake home ceo

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: offensive police squad



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Stirring rebellious range

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Shaky Knife Property



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

180

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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Filthy den

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control Water Buffalo Pervert

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Khaki Vigorous Set

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2).#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Talented Carmine Senate Incel

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Talented Carmine Senate Incel

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Poppy internal respiration affirmative action



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating vivacious faggot firefighter locus

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good goyim



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: 180 stubborn preventive strike



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Stirring rebellious range

*makes Buddy partner*

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Azure Garrison Karate



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Disturbing telephone



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Umber native

ruh roh

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: geriatric filthpig regret

who's a good associate?

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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Orange Market Factory Reset Button

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Blathering fragrant cruise ship rigpig



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Canary curious principal's office

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

HOLY SHIT 180000000

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Poppy internal respiration affirmative action

1800000000000000000

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: sapphire mad cow disease

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: French Business Firm Therapy



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Ungodly Brunch Ladyboy



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: at-the-ready hunting ground pistol



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Umber native



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: alcoholic house



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: diverse doctorate



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: anal insanely creepy sandwich



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: insecure jewess

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: buff roommate



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Duck-like Heaven



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Adventurous abode



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Mischievous spot masturbator



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Infuriating puppy



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: diverse doctorate



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part

go Get Em!

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: concupiscible stain shrine



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Wonderful Vengeful Nursing Home Old Irish Cottage

180^180

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Umber native



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: buff roommate



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: citrine library



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: sapphire mad cow disease



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: spectacular brindle resort

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: big crawly macaca

underrated

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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: sapphire mad cow disease



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Umber native

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Cream aromatic digit ratio hell

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

Ouch

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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Deranged Area Fat Ankles

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Poppy internal respiration affirmative action



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: opaque swashbuckling ticket booth roast beef

180

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Exhilarant ruddy deer antler lay



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Poppy internal respiration affirmative action



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: sapphire mad cow disease



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: flickering base persian



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: multi-colored hissy fit wrinkle

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: citrine library

Happy Friday, brothers.

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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: citrine library

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal community account

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Maroon locale becky

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nowag milk

uhhh

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: submissive immigrant

needed more golden retrievers

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: submissive immigrant

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Vibrant effete bawdyhouse



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Adventurous abode

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: citrine library



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

CR.

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender

i really like it here

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Adventurous abode



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Adventurous abode

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Mauve contagious sex offender



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: costumed dilemma



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

Woah CR friend :-)

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Adventurous abode



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Lilac domesticated rehab



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Vibrant effete bawdyhouse



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Adventurous abode



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Dashing boistinker public bath

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Hateful Razzle-dazzle Plaza



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Adventurous abode



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: violent casino goal in life



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Hateful Razzle-dazzle Plaza



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: wild zippy hall coldplay fan



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: mustard appetizing trump supporter messiness



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author:  field

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author:  parlour prole



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine skinny woman

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

tp

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Pink Philosopher-king



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author:  Circlehead Theater Stage

he made equity partner

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit

Gorgeous jet set

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Burgundy site gaping

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Bright Kitty Cat



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: frozen coffee pot



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Infuriating puppy



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Vibrant effete bawdyhouse



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: submissive immigrant



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: supple navy location legend



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: hairraiser yellow stead kitty

Happy Friday everyone

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: narrow-minded multi-billionaire



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  partner

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author:  scourge upon the earth

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  talking really tough guy



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: High-end



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part

180

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: misanthropic violet piazza

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: misanthropic violet piazza

nothing?

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  talking really tough guy

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: misanthropic violet piazza

oh son of a bitch.

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author:  autistic shitlib

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

woof counselor!

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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Ivory French Chef



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author:  impressive wagecucks



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Shaky Knife Property



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: greedy abnormal pit



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: diverse doctorate



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Bateful twinkling party of the first part



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: supple navy location legend



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