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Cock Control to Training Tom

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wild menage
  11/28/22
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Stirring pink fortuitous meteor business firm
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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom Cock Control to Trainin' Tom...
wild menage
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Stirring pink fortuitous meteor business firm
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arrogant dark rigor principal's office
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Hateful adventurous nursing home background story
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wild menage
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
Floppy pearly electric furnace kitchen
  12/13/22
Me.
wild menage
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
Floppy pearly electric furnace kitchen
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
wild menage
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
Floppy pearly electric furnace kitchen
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
mischievous sapphire azn becky
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unholy theatre
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Ruby wonderful telephone
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Overrated Glittery Station
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wild menage
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wild menage
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Angry Judgmental Brunch Shitlib
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wild menage
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
Violet Center Jew
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Laughsome senate mad cow disease
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
wild menage
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
Violet Center Jew
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Puce Liquid Oxygen Parlor
  12/11/22
Woah.
wild menage
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grizzly personal credit line
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Arousing toaster site
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btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
wild menage
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
Violet Center Jew
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
wild menage
  12/21/22
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wild menage
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
Violet Center Jew
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wild menage
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: wild menage



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Stirring pink fortuitous meteor business firm

180

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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: wild menage

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Stirring pink fortuitous meteor business firm



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: arrogant dark rigor principal's office



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Hateful adventurous nursing home background story



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: wild menage



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Floppy pearly electric furnace kitchen

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: wild menage

Me.

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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Floppy pearly electric furnace kitchen

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: wild menage

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Floppy pearly electric furnace kitchen

That was an amazing story.

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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: mischievous sapphire azn becky

Thank you for your service.

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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: unholy theatre



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Ruby wonderful telephone



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Overrated Glittery Station



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: wild menage



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: wild menage



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Angry Judgmental Brunch Shitlib



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: wild menage



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Violet Center Jew

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Laughsome senate mad cow disease

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: wild menage

I'm happy either way.

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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Violet Center Jew

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Puce Liquid Oxygen Parlor



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: wild menage

Woah.

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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: grizzly personal credit line



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Arousing toaster site



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: wild menage

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Violet Center Jew

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: wild menage

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: wild menage



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Violet Center Jew

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2).#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: wild menage



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Electric purple forum



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: wild menage



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: wild menage



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: nude mediator



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