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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Walnut Razzle Pit People Who Are Hurt
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/01/25
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Contagious Giraffe Boiling Water
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Motley Filthpig Center
  08/02/25
rip
lavender filthy casino wrinkle
  08/02/25
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Walnut Razzle Pit People Who Are Hurt
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
Underhanded Shrine
  08/01/25
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sable hideous home affirmative action
  08/01/25
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rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Fluffy chrome gaping stag film
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
ocher stage
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
mentally impaired iridescent goyim den
  08/01/25
yes
ocher stage
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
ocher stage
  08/01/25
?
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
mentally impaired iridescent goyim den
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
sable hideous home affirmative action
  08/01/25
Sick
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/01/25
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ocher stage
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
crimson hairless mexican roommate
  08/02/25
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Grizzly meetinghouse juggernaut
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
ocher stage
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
lavender filthy casino wrinkle
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
crimson hairless mexican roommate
  08/02/25
Hdy
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Mustard library sound barrier
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Hateful Aromatic Space
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Talented Jew
  08/02/25
Titcr
drab stubborn ceo house
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Talented Jew
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Misunderstood copper yarmulke philosopher-king
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Talented Jew
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
low-t misanthropic jap
  08/02/25
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Shaky Heaven
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Aggressive Mind-boggling Degenerate Sanctuary
  08/02/25
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Transparent appetizing striped hyena partner
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Adventurous Milky Dog Poop
  08/02/25
?
rebellious angry travel guidebook
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
burgundy unhinged bbw
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle Pit People Who Are Hurt

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Contagious Giraffe Boiling Water



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Motley Filthpig Center

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: lavender filthy casino wrinkle

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Walnut Razzle Pit People Who Are Hurt



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Underhanded Shrine

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: sable hideous home affirmative action



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Fluffy chrome gaping stag film

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: ocher stage

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: mentally impaired iridescent goyim den

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: ocher stage

yes

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: ocher stage

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired iridescent goyim den

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: sable hideous home affirmative action

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: ocher stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: crimson hairless mexican roommate

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Grizzly meetinghouse juggernaut



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: ocher stage

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: lavender filthy casino wrinkle

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: crimson hairless mexican roommate

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Mustard library sound barrier

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Hateful Aromatic Space

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Talented Jew

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: drab stubborn ceo house

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Talented Jew

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Misunderstood copper yarmulke philosopher-king

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Talented Jew

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: low-t misanthropic jap

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Shaky Heaven



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Aggressive Mind-boggling Degenerate Sanctuary

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Transparent appetizing striped hyena partner



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Adventurous Milky Dog Poop

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: rebellious angry travel guidebook

?

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: burgundy unhinged bbw

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922)