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I'm down -$111,377 but I'm confident I'll MAEK it back...

Dont play arnd with SOXS or SOXL puts lil guys... I just...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
Excellent plan. You should keep actively trading until you ...
adventurous national dysfunction
  04/30/26
yep thanks fren, thats exactly what im gonna do!
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
Current NW? I hit $1.38 million in my brokerage + brokera...
cracking abode boiling water
  04/30/26
im down like 20k today :( im prob like 1.307m i cant beli...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
Yeah, I remember how happy you were about that :( I would...
cracking abode boiling water
  04/30/26
nah its too late, i was dumb not selling SOXS when i was up ...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
Motherfucker, do you have no idea how much you can make on a...
cracking abode boiling water
  04/30/26
yes im retarded, i think main prob is i buy calls when stock...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
what kind of shitty legal work can a licensed but non practi...
black theatre electric furnace
  04/30/26
nigga i cld just become active and do what i do before, actu...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
How to learn shit employment law. Any tips?
black theatre electric furnace
  04/30/26
work for JP morgan as a turd
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
There are a bunch of temp legal gigs that pay $100 - $150/hr...
cracking abode boiling water
  05/01/26
Being an admitted lawyer and refusing to use it to make some...
territorial regret twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
You forgot drinking 7 bottles of local beer, but I did laugh...
cracking abode boiling water
  05/01/26
If you're down on a massive up-day like today you should giv...
honey-headed pocket flask headpube
  04/30/26
Looks like you followed my advice, which was to continue los...
Irate metal mediation stead
  04/30/26
thank, im willing to lose all of this, furk it. on the upsid...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
lmao meanwhile I'm up 40k YTD doing absolutely NOTHING you a...
Disturbing rusted people who are hurt becky
  04/30/26
oh noeesss i was called a LOSER on AUTOADMIT the most PREIST...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
Minus 1,000,000,000 izzat
Disturbing rusted people who are hurt becky
  04/30/26
I'm up over 300k YTD (heavily in oil and oil tranny stocks)....
cracking abode boiling water
  04/30/26
I'm a prole goy making a mere 150k dont be mean
Disturbing rusted people who are hurt becky
  04/30/26
Don't worry. You'll maek it
cracking abode boiling water
  04/30/26
thanks I think I can eeke out another 50k in commission next...
Disturbing rusted people who are hurt becky
  04/30/26
i forgot that the 111k is what i was down BEFORE i put the m...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
I am still stuck around $2.33m. I did spend over $10k this w...
hilarious wrinkle temple
  04/30/26
I'm at $2.39 million when I factor everything in. It's genui...
cracking abode boiling water
  04/30/26
Why?
hilarious wrinkle temple
  04/30/26
he prob just thinks u are POWERGOY and shldnt have such a NW...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
this plus he's a fucking idiot
cracking abode boiling water
  05/01/26
Who is the idiot? The one who quietly keeps pace or the one ...
hilarious wrinkle temple
  05/01/26
over what time period
Wild dopamine quadroon
  04/30/26
ljl like 3-4 weeks, as recently as april 7 my NW was above 1...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
you're an idiot
Wild dopamine quadroon
  04/30/26
i prefer the term "retarded" thank
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
it seems once a year i do something stupid in stocks, this i...
Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad
  04/30/26
All you had to do was nothing and that was too hard for you....
adventurous national dysfunction
  04/30/26
that's insane, the market is hitting record highs
Odious Hyperventilating School Cafeteria
  05/01/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

Dont play arnd with SOXS or SOXL puts lil guys...

I just need like a 200% gain on my SPY puts to recover this shit, have abt 42 days to maek it. I think a 4-5% drop will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49854997)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: adventurous national dysfunction

Excellent plan. You should keep actively trading until you make back the money you've lost actively trading and after that happens you can consider your options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855000)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

yep thanks fren, thats exactly what im gonna do!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855005)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

Current NW?

I hit $1.38 million in my brokerage + brokerage checking account today. Some of it is in inaccessible gains in a Roth IRA, but most of the principal is accessible, so I'll just lump it all together

AI was telling me today I should retire when I told it I also have crypto and a 401k. I feel like I need to increase the 1.38 million to 2 million first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855129)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

im down like 20k today :( im prob like 1.307m

i cant believe how retarded i am, i was 1.44m just a month or so ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855135)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

Yeah, I remember how happy you were about that :(

I would say it's your hobby and to keep having fun, but when you're trading shit that creates real losses instead of holding through paper losses, you can't just have fun

Why not do some shitty remote legal work here and there to get money for gambling on calls and just park your real money in VTI or VOO or SPY or QQQ or whatever you think is best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855143)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

nah its too late, i was dumb not selling SOXS when i was up and then when i was even i shld have just cut losses. i need to learn to take some profits, take some losses instead of going all in or out

doing "work" wont matter worth shit to do what/ make 50k or 100k even? its like 1 month in market

i just need to get back to 1.5m and only keep 500k in stocks and then 1m in non equity and im set

and i had a limit of 3k for options but i broke that big time, its so retarded, i need to make a separate account with just 3k in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855146)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

Motherfucker, do you have no idea how much you can make on a couple grand in options?

When I went into LUNR a couple years ago (up over 500%), I did stocks because I usually fail to take profits on calls too. But the calls were up like 1,600% in just a couple weeks versus 100% in the stock (this was before the big recent run)

You can have a lot of fun with just a few thousand bucks in calls in several different things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855155)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

yes im retarded, i think main prob is i buy calls when stock has gone down a lot and vice versa. this is actually stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855184)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: black theatre electric furnace

what kind of shitty legal work can a licensed but non practicing attorney do? i'm unemployed looking for ways to generate more income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855217)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

nigga i cld just become active and do what i do before, actually my last year "working" i tried that just took 5-6 cases, it wasnt worth it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855227)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: black theatre electric furnace

How to learn shit employment law. Any tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855305)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

work for JP morgan as a turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855309)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

There are a bunch of temp legal gigs that pay $100 - $150/hr through tons of companies. There are also more targeted ones that pay $200+, but they generally like to see senior in-house legal positions on your resume to be sure you "know how to get business done"

You'd need to have an active license for any of the above

If Tommy worked 1 month over the course of a year, he'd gross around 20k. That's enough for a lot of options gambling. If he picked up his solo shit and could get clients remotely, he'd probably be able to charge several hundred per hour and earn substantially more for 1 month of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49856729)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: territorial regret twinkling uncleanness

Being an admitted lawyer and refusing to use it to make some easy cash on the side while sitting on a beach in Vietnam is like going to Bhutan and refusing to climb to the most famous incredible site and instead sitting in your hotel room eating Subway and posting about jews all day. Oh wait ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49856752)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

You forgot drinking 7 bottles of local beer, but I did laugh nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49856788)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: honey-headed pocket flask headpube

If you're down on a massive up-day like today you should give your password to some Boglehead and tell him to convert it all to VOO then scramble the password

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855278)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Irate metal mediation stead

Looks like you followed my advice, which was to continue losing money by shorting the market. Good work!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855118)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

thank, im willing to lose all of this, furk it. on the upside if SPY just crashes 5% i cld actually maek a PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855136)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Disturbing rusted people who are hurt becky

lmao meanwhile I'm up 40k YTD doing absolutely NOTHING you are a LOSER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855128)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

oh noeesss i was called a LOSER on AUTOADMIT the most PREISTIGOUS board of scholarship, i never wld call myself a LOSER every single second of the day for the last 40+ years! i wld never do that saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855137)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Disturbing rusted people who are hurt becky

Minus 1,000,000,000 izzat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855140)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

I'm up over 300k YTD (heavily in oil and oil tranny stocks). But lost at least a couple hundred thousand on paper crypto value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855149)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Disturbing rusted people who are hurt becky

I'm a prole goy making a mere 150k dont be mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855162)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

Don't worry. You'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855171)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Disturbing rusted people who are hurt becky

thanks I think I can eeke out another 50k in commission next year if I just apply myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

i forgot that the 111k is what i was down BEFORE i put the money into SPY PUTS

now on those im down an additional 22k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855139)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: hilarious wrinkle temple

I am still stuck around $2.33m. I did spend over $10k this week (insurance premiums) and that’s a cost that should be prorated out over the coming year. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855150)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

I'm at $2.39 million when I factor everything in. It's genuinely disgusting that we have similar NW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855160)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: hilarious wrinkle temple

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855165)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

he prob just thinks u are POWERGOY and shldnt have such a NW, ur phenotype doesnt match ur NW, tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855186)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: cracking abode boiling water

this plus he's a fucking idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49856732)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: hilarious wrinkle temple

Who is the idiot? The one who quietly keeps pace or the one who thinks that a $2.39m net worth is something special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49856858)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Wild dopamine quadroon

over what time period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855188)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

ljl like 3-4 weeks, as recently as april 7 my NW was above 1.4m

if u want to understand what happened just look at SOXS chart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855230)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Wild dopamine quadroon

you're an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855237)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

i prefer the term "retarded" thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855259)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Abnormal Chartreuse Police Squad

it seems once a year i do something stupid in stocks, this is it

it also shows me i actually have zero worries in life cause until this happened i wasnt worrying abt shit but everyday now for 3-4 weeks ive been cursing myself how stupid i am

now ive just accepted i may lose even more and ill have to just go 90% in equities and try to hoap i make it back (market will then tank 30%)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855262)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: adventurous national dysfunction

All you had to do was nothing and that was too hard for you. How can we make this easier for u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49855724)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: Odious Hyperventilating School Cafeteria

that's insane, the market is hitting record highs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2).#49856861)