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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
transparent fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
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Peach talented box office dog poop
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brilliant bat-shit-crazy native organic girlfriend
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Charcoal Genital Piercing
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180
lemon senate sandwich
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vigorous yellow pit
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narrow-minded corner police squad
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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brilliant bat-shit-crazy native organic girlfriend
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
glittery wine library
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
metal vivacious nibblets
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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brilliant bat-shit-crazy native organic girlfriend
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180 ocher theater
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dead mood
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dead mood
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still funny.
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Mahogany fortuitous meteor
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Lascivious new version
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scarlet station
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filthy dragon
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Smoky location twinkling uncleanness
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Still 180
Vengeful Fishy Church Building Reading Party
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Smoky location twinkling uncleanness
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lemon senate sandwich
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brilliant bat-shit-crazy native organic girlfriend
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
metal vivacious nibblets
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
Smoky location twinkling uncleanness
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metal vivacious nibblets
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: transparent fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Peach talented box office dog poop



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: brilliant bat-shit-crazy native organic girlfriend



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Charcoal Genital Piercing



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: lemon senate sandwich

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: vigorous yellow pit



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded corner police squad



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime parlor

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: brilliant bat-shit-crazy native organic girlfriend



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: glittery wine library

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: metal vivacious nibblets

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine Kitchen

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed nighttime parlor



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: brilliant bat-shit-crazy native organic girlfriend



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: 180 ocher theater



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Sexy Shrine



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: dead mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: dead mood



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: galvanic property

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Mahogany fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Lascivious new version



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: scarlet station



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: filthy dragon



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Smoky location twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Vengeful Fishy Church Building Reading Party

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Smoky location twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: lemon senate sandwich



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: brilliant bat-shit-crazy native organic girlfriend



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: metal vivacious nibblets

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Smoky location twinkling uncleanness

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2).#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: metal vivacious nibblets

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Smoky location twinkling uncleanness

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Cordovan Main People Nursing Home



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Aphrodisiac Stage



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Abusive trailer park

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: ebony faggot firefighter



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: dead mood



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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