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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Medicated round eye address
  06/27/25
i support islam now
drunken office
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ultramarine antidepressant drug
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
henna place of business kitchen
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Medicated round eye address
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
henna place of business kitchen
  06/27/25
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maize juggernaut quadroon
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Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park
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overrated contagious knife dilemma
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irradiated purple alpha
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irradiated purple alpha
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
aphrodisiac stain
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Wine bespoke fortuitous meteor national
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Self-absorbed Roast Beef Spot
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
henna place of business kitchen
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park
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High-end boyish range macaca
  06/27/25
It's both
opaque motley senate preventive strike
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overrated contagious knife dilemma
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
fuchsia menage roommate
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
house-broken territorial coldplay fan rigor
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
drunken office
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
sapphire big theater
  06/27/25
lmfao
Self-absorbed Roast Beef Spot
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Chestnut razzmatazz crotch idea he suggested
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
overrated contagious knife dilemma
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Chestnut razzmatazz crotch idea he suggested
  06/27/25
lmao
irradiated purple alpha
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
henna place of business kitchen
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Hairraiser canary property chad
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
irradiated purple alpha
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
tripping abode
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
irradiated purple alpha
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
tripping abode
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
overrated contagious knife dilemma
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Chestnut razzmatazz crotch idea he suggested
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
irradiated purple alpha
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
overrated contagious knife dilemma
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
exhilarant stage
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Crimson space
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Medicated round eye address
  06/27/25
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Medicated round eye address
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
fuchsia menage roommate
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
concupiscible nursing home
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
misunderstood trip box office athletic conference
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Glittery aqua location
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
magenta stirring queen of the night legend
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
concupiscible nursing home
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
crusty free-loading tanning salon sandwich
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
house-broken territorial coldplay fan rigor
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
irradiated purple alpha
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
magenta stirring queen of the night legend
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
concupiscible nursing home
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Medicated round eye address



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: drunken office

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: ultramarine antidepressant drug



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: henna place of business kitchen

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Medicated round eye address

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: henna place of business kitchen

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: maize juggernaut quadroon



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: overrated contagious knife dilemma



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: irradiated purple alpha



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: irradiated purple alpha



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stain

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Wine bespoke fortuitous meteor national



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Roast Beef Spot

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: henna place of business kitchen

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: High-end boyish range macaca



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: opaque motley senate preventive strike

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: overrated contagious knife dilemma



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: fuchsia menage roommate

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: house-broken territorial coldplay fan rigor

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: drunken office

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: sapphire big theater

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Roast Beef Spot

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Chestnut razzmatazz crotch idea he suggested

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: overrated contagious knife dilemma

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Chestnut razzmatazz crotch idea he suggested

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: irradiated purple alpha

lmao

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: henna place of business kitchen

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser canary property chad



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: irradiated purple alpha

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: tripping abode

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: irradiated purple alpha

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: tripping abode

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Godawful Trailer Park

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: overrated contagious knife dilemma

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Chestnut razzmatazz crotch idea he suggested

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: irradiated purple alpha

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: overrated contagious knife dilemma

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: exhilarant stage

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Crimson space

TiTscR

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Medicated round eye address

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Medicated round eye address



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: fuchsia menage roommate

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: concupiscible nursing home

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: misunderstood trip box office athletic conference

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Glittery aqua location

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: magenta stirring queen of the night legend

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: concupiscible nursing home

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: crusty free-loading tanning salon sandwich

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: house-broken territorial coldplay fan rigor

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: irradiated purple alpha

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: magenta stirring queen of the night legend

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: concupiscible nursing home

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2).#49055482)