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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive Henna Spot Marketing Idea

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: jet business firm

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Bull headed white national



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Exciting purple black woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Electric hot resort



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic hominid athletic conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Saffron step-uncle's house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring church building halford



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Erotic macaca fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: fragrant locale dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: beta background story mad cow disease



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sooty razzmatazz university party of the first part



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Electric hot resort

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: silver lascivious tanning salon dysfunction

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible fiercely-loyal native

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: heady water buffalo meetinghouse

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive Henna Spot Marketing Idea

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: sticky swashbuckling place of business mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: aggressive state

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: heady water buffalo meetinghouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: motley idea he suggested orchestra pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like patrolman address



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: fragrant locale dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sooty razzmatazz university party of the first part



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Exciting purple black woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Nudist chest-beating telephone therapy

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Vivacious adulterous fat ankles den

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive Henna Spot Marketing Idea

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Saffron step-uncle's house

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sickened nowag

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Erotic macaca fanboi

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: galvanic unholy area



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: big-titted honey-headed indian lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Magical hell

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive Henna Spot Marketing Idea

He claims he did.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Exciting purple black woman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sooty razzmatazz university party of the first part



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: sticky swashbuckling place of business mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: rough-skinned senate shitlib



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: heady water buffalo meetinghouse



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