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How much commissary would you get for your gf in jail?

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Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
how much did your bf get for you?
big lettuce
  07/26/25
(Subject matter expert)
nofapping patrolman
  07/26/25
Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self a...
sticky confused national
  07/26/25
Beyond belief
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
DUAL subject matter expert, actually
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
TRIPLE actually - see cookie section
nofapping patrolman
  07/26/25
LOL
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.
hideous 180 juggernaut old irish cottage
  07/26/25
How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that sta...
cream fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
Not in the catalog
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
How much is commissary and what can she get
vibrant really tough guy theatre
  07/26/25
See my order below
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass
cream fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce
trip nubile sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
tbf, probably not as much as his wife.
White rambunctious library goyim
  07/26/25
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trip nubile sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
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Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
It displays: (QTY) Total cost So for example 16 Snicke...
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s go...
Indigo fighting turdskin
  07/26/25
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Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
Meth? STDs?
nofapping patrolman
  07/26/25
No STDs and she doesn't sell ass. She's a pro burglar
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may ...
pink office giraffe
  07/26/25
She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail...
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between yo...
cream fortuitous meteor
  07/26/25
Yeah
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum ...
Cracking Field
  07/26/25
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Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll"...
Gay supple hominid house
  07/26/25
It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit o...
Cracking Field
  07/26/25
At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian&...
Gay supple hominid house
  07/26/25
What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved w...
Cracking Field
  07/26/25
This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically...
Gay supple hominid house
  07/26/25
This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedb...
Cracking Field
  07/26/25
Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CH...
Gay supple hominid house
  07/26/25
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nofapping patrolman
  07/26/25
Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog
Appetizing fishy den
  07/26/25
Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries
Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that...
Appetizing fishy den
  07/26/25
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Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that...
Appetizing fishy den
  07/26/25
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Khaki Principal's Office
  07/26/25
Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and y...
Appetizing fishy den
  07/26/25
In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that ...
electric magenta parlor
  07/26/25
cq
Trust If Aryan
  07/30/25
It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understan...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;;
  07/30/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132155)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: big lettuce

how much did your bf get for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132158)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:23 AM
Author: nofapping patrolman

(Subject matter expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: sticky confused national

Absolutely wild that the pauper retard walks ITT w no self awareness to setup this DUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132273)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

Beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132278)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

DUAL subject matter expert, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132314)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: nofapping patrolman

TRIPLE actually - see cookie section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132338)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132361)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: hideous 180 juggernaut old irish cottage

Wrong. Nobody got him commissary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49133291)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: cream fortuitous meteor

How much are shoelaces on the inside? The good ones that stay tied and won’t come undone in court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132390)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

Not in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132393)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: vibrant really tough guy theatre

How much is commissary and what can she get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132248)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

See my order below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132378)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: cream fortuitous meteor

If my wife goes to prison I am divorcing her ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132254)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: trip nubile sanctuary scourge upon the earth

imagine all the ass you'll get post-divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132268)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: White rambunctious library goyim

tbf, probably not as much as his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132320)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: trip nubile sanctuary scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132636)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132280)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

It displays:

(QTY) Total cost

So for example 16 Snickers bars for a total of 18.72 (like 1.10 per bar which is a steal) but it doesn't display individual item cost

They only allow $100 per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132289)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Indigo fighting turdskin

Aren’t you putting a target on her that she’s got connections to money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132298)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132306)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: nofapping patrolman

Meth? STDs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132342)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

No STDs and she doesn't sell ass.

She's a pro burglar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132365)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: pink office giraffe

Can you bail her out? Put $100 on it per month I guess, may need to sleep less to free up the cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132303)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

She's in way too much trouble, the judge didnt give her bail.

Plus wouldn't i basically lose that money once she fails to appear? Better that the time she's in right now counts as time served.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132311)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: cream fortuitous meteor

Is it hard being with a woman who splits her time between you and the penal institution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132316)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132326)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Cracking Field

The maximum. But more importantly I'd also send the maximum to her cellie or whatever other friend(s) she identified as being crucial to her well being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132347)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132363)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Gay supple hominid house

You're going to have to put enough on the "payroll" to protect her, otherwise she'll just be extorted by tougher girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132364)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Cracking Field

It's like $100 per month per head. I'd put her whole unit on payroll and find the guards wives and give them no-show jobs at my business if that's what it took.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132367)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Gay supple hominid house

At this point isn't it easier to just hire a "civilian" girl who ISN'T in prison to be your concubine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132370)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Cracking Field

What? I'm contemplating what I'd do to protect my beloved wife if she went away for murdering someone who totally had it coming or whatever. I could be $5,000 a month into her protection and probably still come out ahead financially compared to her being free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132377)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Gay supple hominid house

This is non-responsive because the thread topic specifically says "gf." Wife is a totally different equation wtf bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132387)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Cracking Field

This is a good point and I appreciate the constructive feedback brother. Life experience blinders you sometimes and I can no longer fathom having a girlfriend

The correct answer to this precise hypo is "lol, nothing" or if they're only in for a short stint and great in bed "the single person maximum, because it's immaterial"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132403)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Gay supple hominid house

Zuckerberg jerking off to the photos your jail gf sent to CHAD while you were sending her commissary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132349)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: nofapping patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132353)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Appetizing fishy den

Any appliances, clothing, etc in the catalog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132373)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office

Nothing at all. Barely any toiletries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132374)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Appetizing fishy den

How often can you talk on the phone? And how much does that cost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132384)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Appetizing fishy den

Interesting. Years ago I was offered a job at a startup that automated inmate phone calls for local governments. They got a cut of the fees and I remember them being high. Seemed shitty.

How long have you two been together? Are you still together or is she with someone else skeezy now and you are just being a good guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132399)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Khaki Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132431)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Appetizing fishy den

Wish you all the best man. Read what you posted before and you already know everything others would say. Take care of yourself and remember you can’t fix everything and everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49132647)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: electric magenta parlor

In this hypo, is this my wife or do I have a sidepiece that somehow ended in jail and I'm worried about her spilling the beans to my wife and therefore have a tremendous incentive to get her stuff from the commissary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49133585)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49142562)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.;;; ( )


It clearly says it's your gf. But also, you don't understand how parasites work, if you pay her off she'll just be back for more money. You're way better off paying some other bitch in the prison to shank her to death, thus guaranteeing her permanent silence. Honestly, how can you be on XO and not understand how women work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754801&forum_id=2).#49143354)