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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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diverse keepsake machete
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Mint electric trailer park ape
  05/30/25
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Dead cowardly kitchen internal respiration
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Big deep gaping trust fund
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Trip theatre
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Sickened demanding heaven
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Floppy topaz pervert
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Sickened demanding heaven
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
self-absorbed orchestra pit main people
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Zippy opaque hospital
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
yellow cracking sanctuary
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Swashbuckling Self-centered Clown Knife
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Red vibrant ticket booth
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
tantric filthpig
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Red vibrant ticket booth
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Violent thirsty incel
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Arrogant locus
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: diverse keepsake machete



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Mint electric trailer park ape

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48972918)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Dead cowardly kitchen internal respiration



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Big deep gaping trust fund

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Trip theatre

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Sickened demanding heaven

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Floppy topaz pervert

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Sickened demanding heaven

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: self-absorbed orchestra pit main people

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Zippy opaque hospital

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: yellow cracking sanctuary

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Self-centered Clown Knife

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Red vibrant ticket booth

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: tantric filthpig

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Red vibrant ticket booth

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Violent thirsty incel

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Arrogant locus

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973591)