Date: April 21st, 2026 4:35 PM Author: rear naked choke
I took my kids to a local coffee shop on a weekday during spring break. We sat down to eat a croissant. My kids are well-behaved but they're still kids with high squeaky voices. Some bitchass man bun is next to us doing email girl work on his MacBook and he keeps shooting us these pursed-lip disapproving church lady looks. I told the kids to quiet down but it's still a public coffee shop. Go get a job with an office if you want peace and quiet.
I actually enjoy eavesdropping convos. One time i made a whole ad hoc dossier on a guy i was sitting behind. Wasn’t even sexual or anything and I didn’t save it, in was just adding details as he dropped them and google searching him and shit