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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
gold chad mad-dog skullcap
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
Cordovan corner
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
Primrose office gaming laptop
  09/18/14
fair
Sapphire Field
  09/18/14
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Maize bat shit crazy ceo
  08/18/15
Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
shimmering cuckold corn cake
  02/26/16
No man
pale glittery pervert
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
Diverse theatre
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
Internet-worthy Address Hairy Legs
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Dashing Cuck
  02/26/16
fuk u
excitant church building newt
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Primrose office gaming laptop
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shimmering cuckold corn cake
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Pontificating spectacular sanctuary really tough guy
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crawly coral trump supporter locus
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Puce twinkling uncleanness
  02/26/16
Lol fags
crystalline fragrant school
  02/26/16
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Puce twinkling uncleanness
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
crimson slimy trailer park
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
Hyperactive Exhilarant Wrinkle
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
doobsian honey-headed hissy fit
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
Trip topaz elastic band
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
Hyperactive Exhilarant Wrinkle
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
Trip topaz elastic band
  03/08/16
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Puce twinkling uncleanness
  09/28/21
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Puce twinkling uncleanness
  02/15/22
Lul
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learning disabled haunting stage boiling water
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gold chad mad-dog skullcap
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
fiercely-loyal turdskin library
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
razzle insecure institution
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
fiercely-loyal turdskin library
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
razzle insecure institution
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
jet-lagged state
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razzle insecure institution
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fiercely-loyal turdskin library
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Puce twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/23
GOAT
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: gold chad mad-dog skullcap

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Cordovan corner

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Primrose office gaming laptop

the board was so fucking faggy back then

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Sapphire Field

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Maize bat shit crazy ceo



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: shimmering cuckold corn cake

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: pale glittery pervert

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Diverse theatre

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Address Hairy Legs

damn, it really was

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Dashing Cuck

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: excitant church building newt

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Primrose office gaming laptop



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: shimmering cuckold corn cake



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Pontificating spectacular sanctuary really tough guy



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: crawly coral trump supporter locus



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: Puce twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: crystalline fragrant school

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Puce twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: crimson slimy trailer park

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Hyperactive Exhilarant Wrinkle

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: doobsian honey-headed hissy fit

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Trip topaz elastic band

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive Exhilarant Wrinkle

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Trip topaz elastic band

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Puce twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Puce twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: pearl godawful alpha roommate

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: learning disabled haunting stage boiling water



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: gold chad mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal turdskin library

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: razzle insecure institution

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2).#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal turdskin library

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: razzle insecure institution

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged state

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: razzle insecure institution



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal turdskin library



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: Puce twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Balding splenetic cruise ship karate

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Puce twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: lfo



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