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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
topaz son of senegal
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
floppy sooty people who are hurt institution
  04/18/25
Cr.
Multi-colored lodge persian
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Dead Old Irish Cottage
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Orchid school cafeteria
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
garnet aggressive orchestra pit friendly grandma
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
milky knife resort
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
milky knife resort
  04/18/25
...
Ruby pozpig
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
zippy background story location
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Ruby pozpig
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
bat-shit-crazy office roast beef
  04/18/25
jfc goys
navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Ruby pozpig
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
soggy carnelian business firm international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Ruby pozpig
  04/18/25
Ty friend
soggy carnelian business firm international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
spectacular rose crackhouse prole
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
spectacular rose crackhouse prole
  04/18/25
...
dull theater quadroon
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
citrine cerebral plaza
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
soggy carnelian business firm international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Hyperactive sanctuary halford
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: topaz son of senegal

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: floppy sooty people who are hurt institution

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored lodge persian

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Dead Old Irish Cottage

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Orchid school cafeteria

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: garnet aggressive orchestra pit friendly grandma

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: milky knife resort

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: milky knife resort

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Ruby pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: zippy background story location

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Ruby pozpig

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy office roast beef

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Ruby pozpig

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: soggy carnelian business firm international law enforcement agency

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Ruby pozpig

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: soggy carnelian business firm international law enforcement agency

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: spectacular rose crackhouse prole

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: spectacular rose crackhouse prole

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: dull theater quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: navy razzle-dazzle rehab immigrant

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: citrine cerebral plaza

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: soggy carnelian business firm international law enforcement agency

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive sanctuary halford

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)