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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
erotic digit ratio marketing idea
  12/08/25
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erotic digit ratio marketing idea
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Plum Mental Disorder Center
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Floppy Awkward Stage Corn Cake
  12/12/25
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Avocado Indecent Piazza Codepig
  12/17/25
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Startled jade newt property
  12/17/25
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sienna zombie-like box office psychic
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
dead appetizing chad ape
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
erotic digit ratio marketing idea
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
dead appetizing chad ape
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
erotic digit ratio marketing idea
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
hyperactive faggotry garrison
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
erotic digit ratio marketing idea
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth school
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
erotic digit ratio marketing idea
  12/18/25
lol
Multi-colored theater stage electric furnace
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
self-absorbed scourge upon the earth school
  12/17/25
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erotic digit ratio marketing idea
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Avocado Indecent Piazza Codepig
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
swashbuckling kitty cat filthpig
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Multi-colored theater stage electric furnace
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Avocado Indecent Piazza Codepig
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
swashbuckling kitty cat filthpig
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Avocado Indecent Piazza Codepig
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Green cowardly mother
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Lemon Generalized Bond Public Bath
  12/17/25
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onyx metal space factory reset button
  12/17/25
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contagious olive hissy fit
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
mint chapel mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
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cobalt site french chef
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
erotic digit ratio marketing idea
  12/17/25
...
Seedy Cerebral Spot
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Bull headed effete dilemma
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
duck-like stag film therapy
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Green cowardly mother
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
duck-like stag film therapy
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Green cowardly mother
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
duck-like stag film therapy
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Galvanic splenetic background story
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
swashbuckling kitty cat filthpig
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Bull headed effete dilemma
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
swashbuckling kitty cat filthpig
  12/17/25
...
Galvanic splenetic background story
  12/17/25
I am not!
Bull headed effete dilemma
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
electric sandwich
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: erotic digit ratio marketing idea

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: erotic digit ratio marketing idea



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Plum Mental Disorder Center

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Floppy Awkward Stage Corn Cake

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Avocado Indecent Piazza Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Startled jade newt property



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: sienna zombie-like box office psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: dead appetizing chad ape

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: erotic digit ratio marketing idea

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: dead appetizing chad ape

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: erotic digit ratio marketing idea

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: hyperactive faggotry garrison

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: erotic digit ratio marketing idea

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth school

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: erotic digit ratio marketing idea

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed scourge upon the earth school

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: erotic digit ratio marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Avocado Indecent Piazza Codepig

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling kitty cat filthpig

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored theater stage electric furnace

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Avocado Indecent Piazza Codepig

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling kitty cat filthpig

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Avocado Indecent Piazza Codepig

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Green cowardly mother

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Lemon Generalized Bond Public Bath

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: onyx metal space factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: contagious olive hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: mint chapel mad-dog skullcap

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: cobalt site french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: erotic digit ratio marketing idea

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Seedy Cerebral Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Bull headed effete dilemma

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: duck-like stag film therapy

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Green cowardly mother

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: duck-like stag film therapy

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Green cowardly mother

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: duck-like stag film therapy

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Galvanic splenetic background story

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling kitty cat filthpig

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Bull headed effete dilemma

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling kitty cat filthpig

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Galvanic splenetic background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Bull headed effete dilemma

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: electric sandwich

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2).#49518198)