\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
100%
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
hairraiser area dragon
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
cr
Spectacular blathering place of business
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
federal senate
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
insane orchid mediation resort
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
erotic kitchen knife
  06/30/25
...
insane orchid mediation resort
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Startling ultramarine institution doctorate
  06/30/25
?
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
LMAO
Spectacular blathering place of business
  06/30/25
🧐
hyperventilating emerald corner multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Magical temple
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
link?
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Magical temple
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Spectacular blathering place of business
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
exhilarant nibblets
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
unholy bull headed theater stage scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
unholy bull headed theater stage scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
unholy bull headed theater stage scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
yes
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
unholy bull headed theater stage scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
fighting dilemma
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
exhilarant nibblets
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
erotic kitchen knife
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
erotic kitchen knife
  06/30/25
B46*
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
erotic kitchen knife
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Excitant community account
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
erotic kitchen knife
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Excitant community account
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Excitant community account
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
fighting dilemma
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
exhilarant nibblets
  06/30/25
tcr
pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
insane orchid mediation resort
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
sienna big-titted persian brunch
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
erotic kitchen knife
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
hyperventilating emerald corner multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
😏
exhilarant nibblets
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Up-to-no-good Theater
  06/30/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060671)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060683)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060693)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060742)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: hairraiser area dragon

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060768)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060778)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular blathering place of business

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060873)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: federal senate

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060993)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: insane orchid mediation resort

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060748)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: erotic kitchen knife

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060891)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: insane orchid mediation resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061185)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Startling ultramarine institution doctorate

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060754)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060780)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Spectacular blathering place of business

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060874)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: hyperventilating emerald corner multi-billionaire

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061321)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Magical temple

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060773)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: gaped mad-dog skullcap

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060793)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060871)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Magical temple

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060940)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060965)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Spectacular blathering place of business

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060881)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060887)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: exhilarant nibblets

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060900)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: unholy bull headed theater stage scourge upon the earth

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060948)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060967)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: unholy bull headed theater stage scourge upon the earth

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060988)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060990)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: unholy bull headed theater stage scourge upon the earth

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061931)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062159)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: unholy bull headed theater stage scourge upon the earth

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062758)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: fighting dilemma

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062768)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: exhilarant nibblets

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060898)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060911)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: erotic kitchen knife

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060915)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060917)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: erotic kitchen knife

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060928)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060944)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: erotic kitchen knife

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060949)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060951)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Excitant community account

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060962)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: erotic kitchen knife

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061273)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Excitant community account

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060957)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060963)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Excitant community account

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060975)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: fighting dilemma

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060976)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: exhilarant nibblets

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061014)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062047)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: insane orchid mediation resort

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061189)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062048)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sienna big-titted persian brunch

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061209)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: erotic kitchen knife

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061315)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating emerald corner multi-billionaire

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061324)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: exhilarant nibblets

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061397)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: pea-brained aquamarine sweet tailpipe

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061583)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Theater

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061936)