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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Odious Business Firm Fat Ankles
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Swashbuckling nofapping address
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
excitant kitty cat
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
nudist locus messiness
  06/06/25
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Rough-skinned Boyish Forum
  06/06/25
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Insanely creepy at-the-ready church
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
Odious Business Firm Fat Ankles
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Know-it-all cyan weed whacker indian lodge
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
dark lay mother
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
crimson persian
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
burgundy comical state
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
Know-it-all cyan weed whacker indian lodge
  06/06/25
...
Insanely creepy at-the-ready church
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
burgundy comical state
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
crusty wrinkle hominid
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
Damn
crusty wrinkle hominid
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
Insanely creepy at-the-ready church
  06/06/25
not including tip
burgundy comical state
  06/06/25
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yapping autistic range gunner
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crimson persian
  06/06/25
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Arousing Native Brethren
  06/06/25
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nudist locus messiness
  06/06/25
I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
Crystalline Underhanded Giraffe Nibblets
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Odious Business Firm Fat Ankles
  06/06/25
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crimson persian
  06/06/25
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Know-it-all cyan weed whacker indian lodge
  06/06/25
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Arousing Native Brethren
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bonkers selfie
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Dull shivering school
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Swashbuckling nofapping address
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excitant kitty cat
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Submissive elastic band
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olive rehab
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Rebellious son of senegal
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Aphrodisiac shrine
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Honey-headed Kitchen Goal In Life
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cream razzle police squad
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transparent property
  06/06/25
LOL
Lemon unholy new version
  06/07/25
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titillating bossy cruise ship depressive
  06/27/25
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crimson persian
  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
cheese-eating spot nowag
  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
cream razzle police squad
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
onyx institution
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
onyx institution
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
crimson persian
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
onyx institution
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
Insanely creepy at-the-ready church
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
burgundy comical state
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Rebellious son of senegal
  06/06/25
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cracking candlestick maker tank
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
burgundy comical state
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
Buff Mad Cow Disease
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
adulterous irradiated stock car black woman
  06/06/25
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Rough-skinned Boyish Forum
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Arousing Native Brethren
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Arousing Native Brethren
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
cerebral milky faggot firefighter theatre
  06/06/25
...
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Submissive elastic band
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Dull shivering school
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Aphrodisiac shrine
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Rebellious son of senegal
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Marvelous Henna Ticket Booth
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
pungent effete space
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
Crystalline Underhanded Giraffe Nibblets
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
apoplectic painfully honest center
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
indecent thriller garrison preventive strike
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Fat Ankles

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nofapping address

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: excitant kitty cat

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: nudist locus messiness

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Boyish Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993016)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy at-the-ready church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993051)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Fat Ankles

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Know-it-all cyan weed whacker indian lodge

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: dark lay mother

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: crimson persian

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: burgundy comical state

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Know-it-all cyan weed whacker indian lodge

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy at-the-ready church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991843)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: burgundy comical state

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: crusty wrinkle hominid

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: crusty wrinkle hominid

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Insanely creepy at-the-ready church

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: burgundy comical state

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: yapping autistic range gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991861)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: crimson persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Arousing Native Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991960)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: nudist locus messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992342)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Crystalline Underhanded Giraffe Nibblets

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991909)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: crimson persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991914)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Know-it-all cyan weed whacker indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991939)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Arousing Native Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991962)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: bonkers selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991985)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Dull shivering school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991991)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling nofapping address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991995)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: excitant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992070)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Submissive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992078)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: olive rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992084)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Rebellious son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992109)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992136)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Kitchen Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992266)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: cream razzle police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992399)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: transparent property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993876)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Lemon unholy new version

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: titillating bossy cruise ship depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#49055364)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: crimson persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#49055366)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: cheese-eating spot nowag

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: cream razzle police squad

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: onyx institution

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: onyx institution

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: crimson persian

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: onyx institution

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Insanely creepy at-the-ready church

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: burgundy comical state

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Rebellious son of senegal

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cracking candlestick maker tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992340)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: burgundy comical state

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Buff Mad Cow Disease

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: adulterous irradiated stock car black woman

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Boyish Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Arousing Native Brethren

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Arousing Native Brethren

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: cerebral milky faggot firefighter theatre

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992207)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Submissive elastic band

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Dull shivering school

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac shrine

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Rebellious son of senegal

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Marvelous Henna Ticket Booth

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: pungent effete space

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Crystalline Underhanded Giraffe Nibblets

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: apoplectic painfully honest center

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: indecent thriller garrison preventive strike

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2).#48994921)