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indigo pit newt
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
charcoal nowag stock car
  05/05/25
Cr
At-the-ready odious den toaster
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stirring mint jap
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Lime Mother Persian
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Red tanning salon
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
spruce galvanic parlor karate
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
crimson splenetic senate nibblets
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
spruce galvanic parlor karate
  05/05/25
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crimson splenetic senate nibblets
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Adulterous Pale Place Of Business Famous Landscape Painting
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
crimson splenetic senate nibblets
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Adulterous Pale Place Of Business Famous Landscape Painting
  05/05/25
180
crimson splenetic senate nibblets
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
zippy background story
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Exciting hospital crotch
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pungent hairy legs queen of the night
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
house-broken mind-boggling market halford
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Free-loading spot
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
house-broken mind-boggling market halford
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Lime Mother Persian
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Ruddy wonderful stage trust fund
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Bateful mewling shrine
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Exciting hospital crotch
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
fragrant cerise kitchen
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
stirring mint jap
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Free-loading spot
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indigo pit newt
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Free-loading spot
  05/09/25
1800000
indigo pit newt
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Free-loading spot
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Domesticated orchid house
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
talking fat ankles lodge
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
cocky marketing idea trailer park
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Lime Mother Persian
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Domesticated orchid house
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Red tanning salon
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Domesticated orchid house
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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indigo pit newt
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Domesticated orchid house
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
multi-colored office skinny woman
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
magical lay gay wizard
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
lemon faggot firefighter indirect expression
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: indigo pit newt



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: charcoal nowag stock car

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: At-the-ready odious den toaster

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: stirring mint jap



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Lime Mother Persian



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Red tanning salon



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: spruce galvanic parlor karate

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: crimson splenetic senate nibblets

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: spruce galvanic parlor karate

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: crimson splenetic senate nibblets



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Adulterous Pale Place Of Business Famous Landscape Painting

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: crimson splenetic senate nibblets

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Adulterous Pale Place Of Business Famous Landscape Painting

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: crimson splenetic senate nibblets

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: zippy background story

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Exciting hospital crotch

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: pungent hairy legs queen of the night



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: house-broken mind-boggling market halford

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Free-loading spot

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: house-broken mind-boggling market halford

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Lime Mother Persian

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Ruddy wonderful stage trust fund

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Bateful mewling shrine

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Exciting hospital crotch

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: fragrant cerise kitchen

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: stirring mint jap

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Free-loading spot

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: indigo pit newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Free-loading spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: indigo pit newt

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Free-loading spot



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Domesticated orchid house

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: talking fat ankles lodge

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: cocky marketing idea trailer park

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Lime Mother Persian

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Domesticated orchid house

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Red tanning salon

scholarship is 180, boner police

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Domesticated orchid house

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Domesticated orchid house

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: indigo pit newt



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Domesticated orchid house



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: multi-colored office skinny woman

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: magical lay gay wizard

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: lemon faggot firefighter indirect expression

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918763)