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Plum bipolar library
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Vermilion Learning Disabled Lay Wrinkle
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Cr
Stimulating Incel
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Angry nighttime sound barrier pit
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odious bright whorehouse affirmative action
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Hateful histrionic really tough guy codepig
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Electric masturbator house
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Crystalline lascivious orchestra pit death wish
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Electric masturbator house
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Crystalline lascivious orchestra pit death wish
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
bearded corner
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Crystalline lascivious orchestra pit death wish
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
bearded corner
  05/05/25
180
Crystalline lascivious orchestra pit death wish
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Maniacal space personal credit line
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Talented Bespoke Toaster
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gay glittery selfie
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Pale karate national
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
khaki marvelous church pistol
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Pale karate national
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
odious bright whorehouse affirmative action
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Pink Stirring Juggernaut
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
citrine arousing dopamine jewess
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Talented Bespoke Toaster
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Soul-stirring Obsidian Shrine
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Angry nighttime sound barrier pit
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
khaki marvelous church pistol
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Plum bipolar library
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
khaki marvelous church pistol
  05/09/25
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Plum bipolar library
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khaki marvelous church pistol
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
anal school
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
contagious violet crotch foreskin
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Mind-boggling sadistic genital piercing base
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
odious bright whorehouse affirmative action
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
anal school
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Hateful histrionic really tough guy codepig
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
anal school
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
anal school
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Plum bipolar library
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anal school
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
provocative partner kitchen
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
pearly cerebral electric furnace
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
up-to-no-good mad-dog skullcap corn cake
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Plum bipolar library



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Vermilion Learning Disabled Lay Wrinkle

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Stimulating Incel

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Angry nighttime sound barrier pit



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: odious bright whorehouse affirmative action



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Hateful histrionic really tough guy codepig



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Electric masturbator house

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Crystalline lascivious orchestra pit death wish

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Electric masturbator house

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Crystalline lascivious orchestra pit death wish



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: bearded corner

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Crystalline lascivious orchestra pit death wish

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: bearded corner

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Crystalline lascivious orchestra pit death wish

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Maniacal space personal credit line

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Toaster

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: gay glittery selfie



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Pale karate national

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: khaki marvelous church pistol

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Pale karate national

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: odious bright whorehouse affirmative action

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Pink Stirring Juggernaut

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: citrine arousing dopamine jewess

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Talented Bespoke Toaster

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Obsidian Shrine

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Angry nighttime sound barrier pit

I like undercutters pizza.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: khaki marvelous church pistol

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Plum bipolar library



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: khaki marvelous church pistol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Plum bipolar library

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: khaki marvelous church pistol



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: anal school

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: contagious violet crotch foreskin

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sadistic genital piercing base

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: odious bright whorehouse affirmative action

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: anal school

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic really tough guy codepig

scholarship is 180, boner police

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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: anal school

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: anal school

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Plum bipolar library



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: anal school



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: provocative partner kitchen

My bum is on the Swedish

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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: pearly cerebral electric furnace

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: up-to-no-good mad-dog skullcap corn cake

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918763)