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Floppy useless potus
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Aromatic cerise state
  05/05/25
Cr
vigorous greedy parlor
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stirring lettuce
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salmon yarmulke
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garnet thriller pistol
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Azure Dysfunction
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
adventurous set messiness
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Azure Dysfunction
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adventurous set messiness
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
mustard fiercely-loyal location elastic band
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
adventurous set messiness
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
mustard fiercely-loyal location elastic band
  05/05/25
180
adventurous set messiness
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
translucent lodge wrinkle
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Hateful jewess
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Lime Aggressive Senate
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Glittery disturbing church building codepig
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Beady-eyed Kitchen
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Glittery disturbing church building codepig
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
salmon yarmulke
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
excitant misunderstood university headpube
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
burgundy slap-happy trump supporter
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Hateful jewess
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Stimulating citrine pocket flask
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
stirring lettuce
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Beady-eyed Kitchen
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Floppy useless potus
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Beady-eyed Kitchen
  05/09/25
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Floppy useless potus
  05/10/25
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Beady-eyed Kitchen
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Onyx faggot firefighter space
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
coiffed incel
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Lascivious Idiot
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
salmon yarmulke
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Onyx faggot firefighter space
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
garnet thriller pistol
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Onyx faggot firefighter space
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Onyx faggot firefighter space
  05/29/25
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Floppy useless potus
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Onyx faggot firefighter space
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Gaped mentally impaired old irish cottage
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Comical pisswyrm
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Sickened center
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Floppy useless potus



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Aromatic cerise state

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: vigorous greedy parlor

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: stirring lettuce



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: salmon yarmulke



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: garnet thriller pistol



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Azure Dysfunction

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: adventurous set messiness

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Azure Dysfunction

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: adventurous set messiness



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: mustard fiercely-loyal location elastic band

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: adventurous set messiness

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: mustard fiercely-loyal location elastic band

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: adventurous set messiness

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: translucent lodge wrinkle

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Hateful jewess

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Lime Aggressive Senate



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Glittery disturbing church building codepig

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Kitchen

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Glittery disturbing church building codepig

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: salmon yarmulke

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: excitant misunderstood university headpube

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: burgundy slap-happy trump supporter

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Hateful jewess

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Stimulating citrine pocket flask

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: stirring lettuce

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Kitchen

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Floppy useless potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Floppy useless potus

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Kitchen



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter space

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: coiffed incel

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Lascivious Idiot

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: salmon yarmulke

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter space

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: garnet thriller pistol

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter space

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter space

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Floppy useless potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Onyx faggot firefighter space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Gaped mentally impaired old irish cottage

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Comical pisswyrm

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Sickened center

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2).#48918763)