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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Magical generalized bond laser beams
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
insane stain gunner
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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  07/26/25
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Disturbing menage
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
excitant cowardly field
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The giver or the taker lol
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  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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insane stain gunner
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
fishy tripping step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Magical generalized bond laser beams
  07/26/25
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insane stain gunner
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
fishy tripping step-uncle's house
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Flirting lascivious crotch hunting ground
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Purple kitchen
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Magical generalized bond laser beams
  07/27/25
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fragrant rebellious den sandwich
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Startling greedy dilemma
  07/26/25
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Flirting lascivious crotch hunting ground
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Mint bat-shit-crazy windowlicker
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High-end passionate brunch clown
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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  07/26/25
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Talented magenta pocket flask public bath
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
High-end passionate brunch clown
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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insane stain gunner
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amber big background story digit ratio
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
insane stain gunner
  07/26/25
(who did it)
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Flirting lascivious crotch hunting ground
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
cerebral kink-friendly selfie
  07/26/25
which dad tp
supple hospital son of senegal
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Diverse sooty queen of the night site
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Magical generalized bond laser beams

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: insane stain gunner

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Magical generalized bond laser beams

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Flirting lascivious crotch hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Disturbing menage



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: excitant cowardly field

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Magical generalized bond laser beams

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Corn Cake

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Flirting lascivious crotch hunting ground



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Haunting wine preventive strike



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Primrose foreskin chapel



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Federal deer antler



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: thriller shaky church dragon



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: sable racy hell



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: deranged wonderful lodge voyeur



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Magical generalized bond laser beams



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Talented magenta pocket flask public bath



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: High-end passionate brunch clown



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: odious casino milk



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Aqua bateful hissy fit cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse bossy center ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: lake bisexual jewess ladyboy



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: chestnut cracking cruise ship quadroon

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: insane stain gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fishy tripping step-uncle's house

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Magical generalized bond laser beams

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: insane stain gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: fishy tripping step-uncle's house

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Flirting lascivious crotch hunting ground

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Purple kitchen

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Magical generalized bond laser beams

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: fragrant rebellious den sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Startling greedy dilemma

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Flirting lascivious crotch hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Mint bat-shit-crazy windowlicker

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: High-end passionate brunch clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Drunken house-broken cuck

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Talented magenta pocket flask public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Provocative Hyperactive Mad Cow Disease

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: High-end passionate brunch clown

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Magical generalized bond laser beams

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: insane stain gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: amber big background story digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: insane stain gunner

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cordovan arousing plaza

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Flirting lascivious crotch hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: cerebral kink-friendly selfie

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: supple hospital son of senegal

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Diverse sooty queen of the night site

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2).#49134975)