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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
big chrome meetinghouse associate
  08/01/25
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  08/01/25
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  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
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  08/02/25
rip
infuriating narrow-minded theater stage
  08/02/25
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big chrome meetinghouse associate
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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  08/01/25
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Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
citrine chapel turdskin
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
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  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
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  08/01/25
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  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
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  08/01/25
?
Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
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  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
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  08/01/25
Sick
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  08/01/25
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Splenetic Poppy Faggot Firefighter Gay Wizard
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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Nubile Razzle Native
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Splenetic Poppy Faggot Firefighter Gay Wizard
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
infuriating narrow-minded theater stage
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
laughsome gold gas station place of business
  08/02/25
Hdy
Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
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  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
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  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Cowardly orchestra pit
  08/02/25
Titcr
Aromatic startling garrison fat ankles
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Cowardly orchestra pit
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
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  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
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  08/02/25
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Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: big chrome meetinghouse associate

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: french twinkling uncleanness double fault



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Big-titted Stage Volcanic Crater

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: infuriating narrow-minded theater stage

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: big chrome meetinghouse associate



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Submissive metal sanctuary digit ratio

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: buff dragon nursing home



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: citrine chapel turdskin

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Splenetic Poppy Faggot Firefighter Gay Wizard

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: bisexual brunch

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Splenetic Poppy Faggot Firefighter Gay Wizard

yes

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Splenetic Poppy Faggot Firefighter Gay Wizard

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: bisexual brunch

That's true, man.

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: buff dragon nursing home

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Splenetic Poppy Faggot Firefighter Gay Wizard



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: laughsome gold gas station place of business

Evan is a bottom iirc

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Nubile Razzle Native



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Splenetic Poppy Faggot Firefighter Gay Wizard

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: infuriating narrow-minded theater stage

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: laughsome gold gas station place of business

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: cobalt dysfunction

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: contagious cream telephone fanboi

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Cowardly orchestra pit

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Aromatic startling garrison fat ankles

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Cowardly orchestra pit

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: salmon gaming laptop prole

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Cowardly orchestra pit

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: vigorous site mad cow disease

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Smoky greedy jewess background story



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Mentally impaired school cafeteria national security agency

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Rough-skinned odious azn roast beef



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Indigo Bat-shit-crazy Kitchen Sandwich

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Coffee Pot

?

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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: rambunctious electric puppy school

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2).#49151922)