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OH GOD, OH-
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exhilarant garnet national
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LJL @ poors
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laughsome wine halford
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MFCR alert
onyx nursing home
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
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  08/21/19
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Seedy smoky twinkling uncleanness
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
dead library roommate
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Pearly Personal Credit Line
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Useless Theater Stage Brethren
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emergency money
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hehe
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You’re poor
Titillating Ungodly Half-breed
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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Irradiated lay gunner
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
onyx nursing home
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Seedy smoky twinkling uncleanness
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Lascivious psychic fat ankles
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Bipolar Digit Ratio
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
indecent naked mood
  09/10/21
great thread
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exhilarant garnet national
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i love men
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  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
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  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Buff theatre telephone
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Black Hall Fanboi

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: exhilarant garnet national



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Pearly Personal Credit Line

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: laughsome wine halford



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: onyx nursing home

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Useless Theater Stage Brethren

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Seedy smoky twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: dead library roommate

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Pearly Personal Credit Line

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Useless Theater Stage Brethren

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Pearly Personal Credit Line

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Irradiated lay gunner



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: vibrant cocky native hominid



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: vibrant cocky native hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Titillating Ungodly Half-breed

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: House-broken Vermilion Cuckold Sex Offender

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Irradiated lay gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: onyx nursing home

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Seedy smoky twinkling uncleanness

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Lascivious psychic fat ankles

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Bipolar Digit Ratio

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: indecent naked mood

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered razzle-dazzle shrine legend

great thread

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: exhilarant garnet national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered razzle-dazzle shrine legend

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: House-broken Vermilion Cuckold Sex Offender

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Buff theatre telephone

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Adventurous purple plaza weed whacker

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49264493)