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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Zippy dysfunction
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Odious offensive box office
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Zippy dysfunction
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Zippy dysfunction
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Zippy dysfunction
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
thriller white mother
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Zippy dysfunction
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
thriller white mother
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Zippy dysfunction
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
thriller white mother
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Odious offensive box office
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
irradiated immigrant people who are hurt
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
thriller white mother
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180
Beady-eyed haunted graveyard cruise ship
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Zippy dysfunction
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
thriller white mother
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Zippy dysfunction
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Beady-eyed haunted graveyard cruise ship
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Mind-boggling translucent nibblets wagecucks
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
thriller white mother
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Still love this thread
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: crystalline laser beams property

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle flirting stag film fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: mahogany house hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: indigo soul-stirring lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Zippy dysfunction

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Odious offensive box office

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Zippy dysfunction

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Zippy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Zippy dysfunction

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: thriller white mother

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Zippy dysfunction

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: thriller white mother

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Zippy dysfunction

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: thriller white mother

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Odious offensive box office

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: irradiated immigrant people who are hurt

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: thriller white mother

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed haunted graveyard cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Zippy dysfunction

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: thriller white mother

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Zippy dysfunction

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed haunted graveyard cruise ship

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling translucent nibblets wagecucks

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: thriller white mother

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: chartreuse community account

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Zippy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Zippy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Rebellious Wonderful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Multi-colored saffron masturbator boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: red razzmatazz ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: blue boyish gas station

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: red razzmatazz ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored saffron masturbator boistinker

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: titillating kitty parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: stirring round eye hunting ground

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: sticky contagious shrine shitlib

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: jade juggernaut

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Zippy dysfunction

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: razzle magical useless brakes windowlicker

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: fragrant geriatric filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Peach Elite Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Zippy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: jade juggernaut

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: lascivious national striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Zippy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Citrine Drunken Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2).#49313869)