\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

CDC: "If you don't have a fully gassed-up dirtbike, you're insane."

...
emerald shrine
  02/25/20
...
navy property dragon
  02/25/20
...
curious space digit ratio
  02/25/20
...
Demanding site
  02/25/20
Media Statement For Immediate Release: Tuesday, February ...
Wonderful At-the-ready Ladyboy
  02/26/20
...
Khaki contagious sound barrier orchestra pit
  02/26/20
...
Pearl nubile multi-billionaire
  02/26/20
I really, really, really liek it here
lime pozpig
  02/26/20
...
razzle bat-shit-crazy hell
  03/05/20
...
mischievous harsh patrolman
  03/25/20
...
Mahogany galvanic clown
  02/26/20
...
Wonderful At-the-ready Ladyboy
  02/26/20
...
burgundy hall
  02/26/20
...
Pearl nubile multi-billionaire
  02/26/20
Wow
cracking point
  02/26/20
...
buff new version gunner
  02/28/20
Megiddo lol
obsidian water buffalo giraffe
  02/29/20
"I still get chills when I fishtail out of the parking ...
Insecure School Headpube
  02/29/20
...
emerald shrine
  03/05/20
...
emerald shrine
  02/29/20
...
lime pozpig
  03/01/20
...
Confused box office
  03/01/20
...
exciting senate masturbator
  03/04/20
18000000000000000000000000
frisky puppy
  03/05/20
...
emerald shrine
  03/05/20
...
vivacious toilet seat sweet tailpipe
  03/05/20
...
Iridescent godawful pit alpha
  03/05/20
That's 180
Orange library
  03/05/20
...
Gaped range boiling water
  03/05/20
...
Twisted Juggernaut
  03/05/20
...
slate bearded brunch
  03/25/20
...
Lavender vibrant step-uncle's house
  03/25/20
...
Floppy cerise philosopher-king casino
  05/21/20
...
irate mad cow disease
  10/13/20
...
know-it-all spectacular haunted graveyard wrinkle
  02/26/20
...
Iridescent godawful pit alpha
  02/26/20
...
White Bisexual Immigrant
  02/26/20
...
Wonderful At-the-ready Ladyboy
  02/28/20
...
lime pozpig
  03/04/20
...
emerald shrine
  03/05/20
...
Blue Trip Factory Reset Button
  03/09/20
...
Razzmatazz theatre sex offender
  03/25/20
...
painfully honest sexy sandwich
  03/25/20
...
Pearl nubile multi-billionaire
  06/08/20
...
180 market
  12/10/20
...
lime pozpig
  04/28/22
...
lime pozpig
  05/19/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: emerald shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39653527)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2020 10:02 PM
Author: navy property dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39653612)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: curious space digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39653682)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: Demanding site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39653715)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Wonderful At-the-ready Ladyboy

Media Statement

For Immediate Release: Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Contact: Media Relations

(404) 639-3286

In light of the growing potential for the spread of the 2019 Novel Coronavirus (2019-nCoV) to United States populations, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has today released a new set of guidelines for the prevention and management of the disease. Among those recommendations are enhanced hygiene protocols, restriction of participation in mass events, screenings at established clinical intake locations in the event of manifestation of symptoms or exposure, and the purchase of dirtbikes.

"Dirtbikes are among the most versatile means of transportation and survival in the event of a mass-scale outbreak of this pathogen," said CDC Director Robert B. Redfield, M.D. "They can go anywhere, they can be fueled from a variety of sources, and, let's be honest, there is an undeniable cool factor to them. I have one of my own, a little 1995 Suzuki RM125, and I still get chills when I fishtail out of the parking lot onto Clifton Road on a Friday after lunch to head home for the weekend."

Based on current information, it is highly likely that there will be a growing number of domestic cases of 2019-nCoV in the coming days and weeks, including through both direct (person-to-person) and indirect spread. The goal of the CDC continues to be limit the outbreak of the virus and minimize its impact to individuals' lives through proactive identification, containment, and treatment protocols. Nonetheless, latest epidemiological modeling suggests that the virus has a high chance of breaching initial quarantine barriers and spreading through major urban population centers. There are currently active cases in Memphis, New York, Seattle, San Francisco, St. Louis, Chicago, and Phoenix, with the total count of active infections at 1,243 along with more than 6,000 persons in monitoring and/or quarantine.

"Let me be frank," added Dr. Redfield, "this could get out of hand quickly. If it does, if we're reduced to a state of road wars and fights over fuel and cannibalism, what do you want to be on? What is the most maneuverable? The most survivable? What will give you and your family the best fighting chance to see another day, assuming that life is even worth living as the descent into chaos continues almost unabated? The answer is a dirtbike."

The CDC has worked with dirtbike manufacturers, distributors, and vendors around the country in order to secure the lowest possible prices on a variety of dirtbikes, supported by the release of congressionally authorized emergency funding, so as to ensure their efficient uptake throughout the nation. Simply mention the offer code "Megiddo" at any dirtbike point of sale and you will be able to purchase your bike at or near manufacturer cost through the end of March.

As we learn more about his novel coronavirus, we will continue to update our guidance. For the latest information on the outbreak, visit CDC’s Novel Coronavirus 2019 website. (Transcript of Press Telebriefing to Follow.)

###

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES

CDC works 24/7 protecting America’s health, safety and security. Whether disease start at home or abroad, are curable or preventable, chronic or acute, or from human activity or deliberate attack, CDC responds to America’s most pressing health threats. CDC is headquartered in Atlanta and has experts located throughout the United States and the world.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39656567)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Khaki contagious sound barrier orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39656578)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: Pearl nubile multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39656999)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: lime pozpig

I really, really, really liek it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39657012)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 6:08 PM
Author: razzle bat-shit-crazy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39702621)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 9:01 AM
Author: mischievous harsh patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39858083)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 2:33 PM
Author: Mahogany galvanic clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39657017)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Wonderful At-the-ready Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39657540)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: burgundy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39657611)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 9:11 PM
Author: Pearl nubile multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39658771)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: cracking point

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39658794)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 11:40 AM
Author: buff new version gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39667400)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 29th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: obsidian water buffalo giraffe

Megiddo lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39672061)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 29th, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: Insecure School Headpube

"I still get chills when I fishtail out of the parking lot onto Clifton Road on a Friday after lunch to head home for the weekend."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39672081)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: emerald shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39702690)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 29th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: emerald shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39674257)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: lime pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39677301)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2020 1:59 PM
Author: Confused box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39677309)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: exciting senate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39696067)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: frisky puppy

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39702630)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: emerald shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39702689)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: vivacious toilet seat sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39702714)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: Iridescent godawful pit alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39702739)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: Orange library

That's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39702940)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Gaped range boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39703435)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 9:37 PM
Author: Twisted Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39703448)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: slate bearded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39858052)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 8:56 AM
Author: Lavender vibrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39858068)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 21st, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: Floppy cerise philosopher-king casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#40250742)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: irate mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#41101965)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: know-it-all spectacular haunted graveyard wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39656570)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Iridescent godawful pit alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39656574)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2020 4:51 PM
Author: White Bisexual Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39657578)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2020 11:06 AM
Author: Wonderful At-the-ready Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39667104)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 4th, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: lime pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39696059)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: emerald shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39702693)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Blue Trip Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39723006)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 8:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz theatre sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39858036)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 9:07 AM
Author: painfully honest sexy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#39858104)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2020 11:24 PM
Author: Pearl nubile multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#40380990)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2020 11:32 PM
Author: 180 market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#41524483)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: lime pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#44419587)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 19th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: lime pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4453547&forum_id=2).#48944036)