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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
stimulating kitty cat
  06/30/25
100%
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
stimulating kitty cat
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
know-it-all masturbator gas station
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
cr
Razzle rambunctious abode crotch
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
dashing locale
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
odious self-centered garrison twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort
  06/30/25
...
odious self-centered garrison twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
aphrodisiac candlestick maker boiling water
  06/30/25
?
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
LMAO
Razzle rambunctious abode crotch
  06/30/25
🧐
180 private investor
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
mildly autistic beady-eyed water buffalo
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
Hairless Trailer Park
  06/30/25
link?
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
mildly autistic beady-eyed water buffalo
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Razzle rambunctious abode crotch
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Irradiated dark principal's office
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Brilliant national sex offender
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Brilliant national sex offender
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Brilliant national sex offender
  06/30/25
yes
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Brilliant national sex offender
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Irradiated dark principal's office
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort
  06/30/25
B46*
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
burgundy racy halford
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
burgundy racy halford
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
burgundy racy halford
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Irradiated dark principal's office
  06/30/25
tcr
stimulating kitty cat
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
odious self-centered garrison twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
stimulating kitty cat
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Fluffy faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
180 private investor
  06/30/25
😏
Irradiated dark principal's office
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
stimulating kitty cat
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
coiffed duck-like theatre ceo
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: know-it-all masturbator gas station

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle rambunctious abode crotch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: dashing locale

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: odious self-centered garrison twinkling uncleanness

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: odious self-centered garrison twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac candlestick maker boiling water

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle rambunctious abode crotch

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: 180 private investor

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic beady-eyed water buffalo

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Hairless Trailer Park

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: mildly autistic beady-eyed water buffalo

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Razzle rambunctious abode crotch

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Irradiated dark principal's office

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Brilliant national sex offender

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Brilliant national sex offender

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Brilliant national sex offender

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Brilliant national sex offender

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Irradiated dark principal's office

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: burgundy racy halford

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: burgundy racy halford

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: burgundy racy halford

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia patrolman affirmative action

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Irradiated dark principal's office

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: odious self-centered garrison twinkling uncleanness

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Fluffy faggot firefighter

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Contagious Flatulent Indirect Expression Resort

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: 180 private investor

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Irradiated dark principal's office

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: stimulating kitty cat

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: coiffed duck-like theatre ceo

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2).#49061936)