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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel
| floppy chocolate area | 12/29/15 |
| Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home | 12/29/15 |
| Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann | 12/29/15 |
| unholy hilarious school ratface | 12/29/15 |
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| Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home | 12/29/15 |
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| unholy hilarious school ratface | 12/29/15 |
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| Tripping Lettuce Therapy | 12/29/15 |
| Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann | 12/29/15 |
| cerebral temple regret | 12/30/15 |
| Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home | 12/29/15 |
| Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home | 12/29/15 |
| Sable useless dilemma | 12/29/15 |
| unholy hilarious school ratface | 12/29/15 |
| Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann | 12/29/15 |
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| cerebral temple regret | 12/30/15 |
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| Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann | 12/30/15 |
| Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann | 01/02/16 |
| Tripping Lettuce Therapy | 12/30/15 |
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| Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann | 12/30/15 |
| Flatulent contagious range | 01/11/16 |
| Emerald plaza | 11/05/20 |
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| bungulator | 12/13/25 |
| rose hospital | 11/05/20 |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM Author: floppy chocolate area You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.
Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.
Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.
Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:
a) six cans of turkey chili b) two liters of diet coke c) a bunch of bananas |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home b! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480979) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481594) |
Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM Author: unholy hilarious school ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480970) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: Underhanded Talented Liquid Oxygen c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480973) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM Author: silver office mother a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480975) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: scarlet razzle potus turdskin a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29480989) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM Author: Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home Next chapter please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481133) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM Author: floppy chocolate area I can', A & B ar tied :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481164) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM Author: unholy hilarious school ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481212) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM Author: Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home Fine I change my vote to A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481216) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM Author: cerise naked masturbator a
provides nutrition and wont let you starve |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM Author: unholy hilarious school ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481225) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: cerise naked masturbator ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481285) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: unholy hilarious school ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481289) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM Author: floppy chocolate area You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".
Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.
After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.
While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili
a) facebook b) ashemaletv c) chaturbate d) drudgereport |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: unholy hilarious school ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481296) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM Author: cerise naked masturbator c for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481299) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM Author: scarlet razzle potus turdskin C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481311) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM Author: Tripping Lettuce Therapy c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481436) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann Xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481600) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM Author: cerebral temple regret chaturbate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482189) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM Author: Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home C! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481291) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM Author: Alcoholic appetizing sneaky criminal home NEXT CHAPTER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481403) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: Sable useless dilemma everyone in this thread unzips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481469) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM Author: unholy hilarious school ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481596) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481589) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM Author: Tripping Lettuce Therapy Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481713) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM Author: Greedy fortuitous meteor school cafeteria no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481748) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM Author: salmon aphrodisiac new version lol ouch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482097) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: cerise naked masturbator he is busy doing tinychat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29481804) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: big aqua ticket booth gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482070) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM Author: unholy hilarious school ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482079) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM Author: godawful house Topic has amazing potential. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482091) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM Author: floppy chocolate area You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.
You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.
Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.
It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.
You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?
1) Military 2) Police 3) Education 4) Computer Science |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: salmon aphrodisiac new version 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482210) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: godawful house I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482211) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: cerebral temple regret police (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482227) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM Author: scarlet razzle potus turdskin 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482232) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482337) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29505583) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM Author: Tripping Lettuce Therapy 4 and 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29482377) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM Author: Tripping Lettuce Therapy Wake up and post please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29483717) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Bearded Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#29488970) |
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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM Author: flushed stubborn dingle berry stage next chapter please! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2).#41284068) |
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