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Capital One Discover is now the biggest credit card issuer
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Date: May 20th, 2025 11:27 AM Author: awkward crackhouse https://www.capitalonediscover.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947020) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: fishy razzle point Google Starbucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947023) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Floppy cheese-eating address gaping capital one is adding FICO to their credit monitoring. going to eat credit karma's lunch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947024) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: hyperactive cerise den idea he suggested all my credit cards have FICO monitoring already. capital one doesn't already do this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947026) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 11:35 AM Author: Irradiated salmon location therapy You can check your credit scores with a capital one card. Only proles actually monitor it regularly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947029) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: hyperactive cerise den idea he suggested all my credit cards already display my fico score when i log in and i notice fico alerts from them in my gmail bullshit folder. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947034) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 11:38 AM Author: Floppy cheese-eating address gaping it's not fico on credit karma which is what proles use (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947038) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 11:43 AM Author: hyperactive cerise den idea he suggested i guess i'm not prole enough to understand why this is significant but i imagine anyone doing credit monitoring has good credit and are just neurotic about identity theft or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947056) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Thriller step-uncle's house Like a goy batting average (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947202) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 11:35 AM Author: Floppy cheese-eating address gaping they are using Vantage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947030) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: olive trailer park FAKO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947142) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Iridescent Domesticated Black Woman Resort this is an accurate recession indicator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947225) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: awkward crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48947401) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:55 PM Author: diverse rough-skinned corner lettuce NYT Opinion | “The Merger That Ate My Identity (and Still Denied Me the Hyatt Card)”
By: Evan39 (Safeway Night Manager | Perkins Coie Equity Partner, Bankruptcy & FICO Distress Desk)
May 20, 2025
It’s official: Capital One Discover™ is now the largest credit card issuer in the United States.
I found out while trying to reheat a chicken bake in the Safeway break room microwave.
The FICO alert pinged just as I was entering my lunch PIN. “Identity match failed,” it said.
A helpful clerk named Tanya informed me that, due to the merger, all overnight personnel must now reverify their employment status through the Capital One app.
I told her I was already pre-approved for the Hyatt card. She told me to clock out.
This is how it starts.
First, they consolidate your APR. Then they consolidate your self-worth. Soon, your login for Discover doesn’t work, your Club Card offers “no longer apply in this zone,” and the Capital One Rewards chatbot—named "Clarissa"—asks if you’d like to use 2,500 points to apply for a copy of your own termination memo.
I used to joke that “my net worth is a laminated Kroger receipt.” But now I’m just a 660 Vantage Score trying to remember my mother’s maiden name in a vestibule that smells like damp gift cards.
And yes, I still didn’t get the Hyatt card.
This is fine.
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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:13 AM Author: Territorial Lascivious Office Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48950021) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 2:56 AM Author: diverse rough-skinned corner lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48949996) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:27 PM Author: Irradiated salmon location therapy NOT FLAME:
"Hi, Animeboi. We’ll be updating all CreditWise accounts to show users their FICO Score 8 instead of their VantageScore® 3.0. This update is free and won’t cause a hard inquiry. Keep an eye out for an email confirming the update in the next couple of weeks."
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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:28 PM Author: Floppy cheese-eating address gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48951070) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: awkward crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48951255) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 2:19 PM Author: aphrodisiac smoky nursing home my Credit Score is nearly perfect. Suck it jews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727730&forum_id=2).#48951259) |