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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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dashing greedy stock car
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
mustard painfully honest old irish cottage
  05/30/25
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irradiated amethyst private investor shitlib
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Twinkling trump supporter
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Chestnut metal trust fund factory reset button
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
chrome mischievous fanboi
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Topaz National Security Agency Sneaky Criminal
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
chrome mischievous fanboi
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
rose generalized bond kitty
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
comical newt
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
scarlet dead library
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
drunken jew corner
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
flatulent vermilion sandwich
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
underhanded tank
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
flatulent vermilion sandwich
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
marvelous messiness pocket flask
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
ocher dog poop
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: dashing greedy stock car



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: mustard painfully honest old irish cottage

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: irradiated amethyst private investor shitlib



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Twinkling trump supporter

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Chestnut metal trust fund factory reset button

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: chrome mischievous fanboi

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Topaz National Security Agency Sneaky Criminal

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: chrome mischievous fanboi

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: rose generalized bond kitty

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: comical newt

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: scarlet dead library

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: drunken jew corner

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: flatulent vermilion sandwich

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: underhanded tank

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: flatulent vermilion sandwich

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: marvelous messiness pocket flask

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: ocher dog poop

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2).#48973591)