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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
contagious haunted graveyard property
  06/13/25
wow MODS
sexy yarmulke nursing home
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
vengeful school cafeteria
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
contagious haunted graveyard property
  06/13/25
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Bull headed hospital depressive
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
vengeful school cafeteria
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
contagious haunted graveyard property
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
vengeful school cafeteria
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
contagious haunted graveyard property
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
sexy yarmulke nursing home
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
contagious haunted graveyard property
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
glittery adulterous dopamine juggernaut
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Sapphire Coldplay Fan
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Nubile Principal's Office
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Sapphire Coldplay Fan
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Nubile Principal's Office
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
contagious haunted graveyard property
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Nubile Principal's Office
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
diverse gold office pervert
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
contagious haunted graveyard property
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Nubile Principal's Office
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
diverse gold office pervert
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
contagious haunted graveyard property
  06/13/25
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mentally impaired slate hominid
  06/13/25
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glittery adulterous dopamine juggernaut
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
contagious haunted graveyard property
  07/08/25
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Mind-boggling orchestra pit
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
contagious haunted graveyard property
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: sexy yarmulke nursing home

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: vengeful school cafeteria

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Bull headed hospital depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: vengeful school cafeteria

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: vengeful school cafeteria

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: sexy yarmulke nursing home

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: glittery adulterous dopamine juggernaut

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Sapphire Coldplay Fan

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Nubile Principal's Office

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Sapphire Coldplay Fan

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Nubile Principal's Office

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Nubile Principal's Office

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: diverse gold office pervert

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Nubile Principal's Office

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: diverse gold office pervert

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired slate hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: glittery adulterous dopamine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling orchestra pit



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard property

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2).#49081449)