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Bill Ackman gives relationship advice to young people (link)

https://x.com/billackman/status/1989793183698714946?s=61
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  11/15/25
May I meet you? Suckle you? Penetrate, you? My Alive girl
Jeffrey "Ricky" Epstein
  11/15/25
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Roblox
  11/15/25
“State if I may meet you before I engage you further&r...
cannon
  11/15/25
LMAO
Paralegal Mohammad
  11/15/25
how many goats did you trade for your beloved
Jeffrey "Ricky" Epstein
  11/15/25
I guess he’s trying to fuck with the goyim. I could al...
SneakersSO
  11/15/25
I almost never got a no. Instead I almost always got a "...
I don't collect things, I collect experiences
  11/15/25
Hi Fellow WASP conservatives! Older happily married guy conc...
Lab Diamond Dallas Trump
  11/15/25
FYI, this is what prompted Bill's unsolicited advice https...
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  11/15/25
Why are these stats so bad? I almost felt like this was the ...
SneakersSO
  11/15/25
its fucking economics, not conversation ability. how do u an...
theranchman
  11/15/25
holy fucking shit the gall of these two fucking jews sitt...
Lab Diamond Dallas Trump
  11/15/25
I feel like Japanese game devs also have a lot to answer for...
SneakersSO
  11/15/25
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ranting lunatic
  11/15/25
piles of shoes incoming
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  11/15/25
may I meet you tp
Roblox
  11/15/25
Except for the gay corny "may i neet you" line, th...
ponyboy curtis
  11/15/25
brother, are you 65? do you have any idea how genz talks? ...
Roblox
  11/15/25
lmao he's getting roasted https://x.com/BillAckman/status...
Ass Sunstein
  11/15/25
The whole thing sounds apocryphal to begin with. “Peop...
SneakersSO
  11/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  11/15/25
I'm sure it's true. When you're a famous billionaire this i...
Ass Sunstein
  11/15/25
When I saw it earlier he said he didn’t have 2 nickels...
SneakersSO
  11/15/25
Yeah, "May I meet you" was when he was poor. When...
Ass Sunstein
  11/15/25
His Jewish dad has a Wikipedia article. I don’t think ...
SneakersSO
  11/15/25
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Ass Sunstein
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


https://x.com/billackman/status/1989793183698714946?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49433938)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Jeffrey "Ricky" Epstein

May I meet you? Suckle you? Penetrate, you? My Alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49433946)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434095)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: cannon

“State if I may meet you before I engage you further”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49433950)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49433956)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Jeffrey "Ricky" Epstein

how many goats did you trade for your beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49433961)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: SneakersSO

I guess he’s trying to fuck with the goyim. I could almost imagine an Indian saying this. Even if it works a non-Jewish non-old takes it as a request to meet later, not talk right then and there.

Imho anyone who sucks with Women should just start at the bottom of their Clique and move up. Don’t try to date Scummy chicks is all. Like flirt with female GameStop employees. Like stop not noticing Low Loser chicks or thinking they have leprosy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49433971)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: I don't collect things, I collect experiences

I almost never got a no. Instead I almost always got a "wtf?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49433977)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

Hi Fellow WASP conservatives! Older happily married guy concerned about our next generation’s happiness and population replacement rates here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434007)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


FYI, this is what prompted Bill's unsolicited advice

https://x.com/redwave_press/status/1989762184923255018?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434020)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: SneakersSO

Why are these stats so bad? I almost felt like this was the case a long time ago since I’ve never seen anyone ask anyone out irl ever at a grocery store or anything (except black guys).

Also even in hs it felt like cool kids socialized and Losers just didn’t. They just played Console games and watched SNL on weekends or something. Like there wasn’t a tier of social life for Losers for some reason unless you were Emo or Goth or something lmao. Zoomers seem The Same effectively except bigger faggots. Like instead of being Invited to 3 out of the 280 parties held throughout hs it’s 0. And then in college they just do Screens unless they’re in a fraternity or something. Basically to socialize to begin with you need to be in the EXACT right Clique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434082)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: theranchman

its fucking economics, not conversation ability. how do u and ackman not see that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434103)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

holy fucking shit

the gall of these two fucking jews sitting on stage and breathlessly analyzing trends that are the culmination of societal factors that jews themselves are largely responsible for creating

this is like when the media whipped everyone up into a completely unwarranted covid hysteria and then two years later the same fucking people were writing thinkpieces chastising everyone for taking it too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434088)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: SneakersSO

I feel like Japanese game devs also have a lot to answer for. They knew what they were doing exporting JRPGs to the west. They planted a seed of Loserdom that has blossomed into a mighty Redwood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434092)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: ranting lunatic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434106)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::


piles of shoes incoming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434494)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Roblox

may I meet you tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434094)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis (If I May, tp)

Except for the gay corny "may i neet you" line, this is cr advice, especially how to deal with rejection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434105)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Roblox

brother, are you 65? do you have any idea how genz talks?

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791038&mc=17&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434108)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

lmao he's getting roasted

https://x.com/BillAckman/status/1989802799052247258

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434429)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: SneakersSO

The whole thing sounds apocryphal to begin with. “People conspire to get me laid” is like the highest compliment you can pay yourself. Sounds like a Curated Lie lie you’d see in an autobiography.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434473)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434478)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

I'm sure it's true. When you're a famous billionaire this is exactly what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434480)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: SneakersSO

When I saw it earlier he said he didn’t have 2 nickels when he met her in the comments. I can’t find shit bc twitter sucks.

Edit: I guess he was taking about wife 1 idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434491)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Yeah, "May I meet you" was when he was poor. When he was rich, he had people just handle it for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434515)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: SneakersSO

His Jewish dad has a Wikipedia article. I don’t think he was poor lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434550)



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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2).#49434555)