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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha
  02/22/12
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exciting dilemma
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
erotic infuriating dysfunction
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Rose Stock Car Foreskin
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
erotic infuriating dysfunction
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Laughsome ruddy business firm
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Ultramarine French Factory Reset Button Doctorate
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
erotic infuriating dysfunction
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Ultramarine French Factory Reset Button Doctorate
  02/22/12
u jelly
erotic infuriating dysfunction
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
big walnut office circlehead
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Rose Stock Car Foreskin
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Avocado market
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Rose Stock Car Foreskin
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
galvanic den mediation
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
vermilion garrison macaca
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Rose Stock Car Foreskin
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
racy gaping tattoo
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Rose Stock Car Foreskin
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha
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Rose Stock Car Foreskin
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Ocher Hissy Fit Property
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
red roast beef
  02/25/12
cr
passionate talking quadroon indian lodge
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
floppy rough-skinned address turdskin
  02/12/13
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Rose Stock Car Foreskin
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Stimulating queen of the night sandwich
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Rose Stock Car Foreskin
  10/26/12
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Electric kitty corner
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Drab rebellious puppy
  11/20/12
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vivacious green institution
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
vivacious green institution
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
vermilion garrison macaca
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
passionate talking quadroon indian lodge
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Drab rebellious puppy
  01/19/13
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Rose Stock Car Foreskin
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
insanely creepy place of business space
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
exhilarant spot
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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hideous sanctuary
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bonkers flirting police squad theater stage
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
floppy rough-skinned address turdskin
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: exciting dilemma



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: erotic infuriating dysfunction

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: erotic infuriating dysfunction

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Laughsome ruddy business firm

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine French Factory Reset Button Doctorate

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: erotic infuriating dysfunction

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine French Factory Reset Button Doctorate

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: erotic infuriating dysfunction

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: big walnut office circlehead

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Avocado market

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: galvanic den mediation

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: vermilion garrison macaca

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: racy gaping tattoo

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Ocher Hissy Fit Property



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: red roast beef

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: passionate talking quadroon indian lodge

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: floppy rough-skinned address turdskin

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Stimulating queen of the night sandwich

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Electric kitty corner



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Indigo Pistol Alpha

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Drab rebellious puppy

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: vivacious green institution



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: vivacious green institution

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: vermilion garrison macaca

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: passionate talking quadroon indian lodge

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Drab rebellious puppy

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Rose Stock Car Foreskin



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: insanely creepy place of business space

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: exhilarant spot

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: passionate talking quadroon indian lodge

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Drab rebellious puppy



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: obsidian impressive goyim



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: hideous sanctuary



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: bonkers flirting police squad theater stage



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: floppy rough-skinned address turdskin

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed cuckoldry range

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: bonkers flirting police squad theater stage



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: wine irradiated school cafeteria psychic



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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