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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
copper cruise ship
  07/05/15
Sugar Ray*
Frozen Costumed Lay Persian
  06/03/16
you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
copper cruise ship
  07/05/15
On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
copper cruise ship
  07/05/15
She never responds
Salmon therapy
  06/03/16
, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly cr...
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Lilac Gaped Hominid Kitty Cat
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very tactful hell personal credit line
  06/03/16
Fuck off dude
Carnelian Dragon
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
Diverse canary juggernaut gas station
  07/05/15
Why does it hurt so bad man
Carnelian Dragon
  07/05/15
such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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Clear unholy karate
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Odious maroon affirmative action
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You can still maek it
scarlet cumskin
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"I'm good. How are you?" "Oh, you know, ju...
copper cruise ship
  07/05/15
Promising
bipolar deer antler field
  07/05/15
Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
Opaque Soggy Office
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CR joke is on this fgt
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demanding generalized bond
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copper cruise ship
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Lilac Gaped Hominid Kitty Cat
  06/17/16
You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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copper cruise ship
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: copper cruise ship

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Frozen Costumed Lay Persian

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: copper cruise ship

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: copper cruise ship

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Salmon therapy

She never responds

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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: zombie-like locus

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Lilac Gaped Hominid Kitty Cat



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Lilac Gaped Hominid Kitty Cat



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: very tactful hell personal credit line



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Carnelian Dragon

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse canary juggernaut gas station

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Carnelian Dragon

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Diverse canary juggernaut gas station

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: copper cruise ship



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Curious cowardly chad



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: galvanic really tough guy



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Clear unholy karate



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Odious maroon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: scarlet cumskin

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: copper cruise ship

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: bipolar deer antler field

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Opaque Soggy Office

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Odious maroon affirmative action

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Opaque Soggy Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Big reading party



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Puce windowlicker useless brakes



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: Clear unholy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: copper cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Odious maroon affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: irradiated bearded mental disorder institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: scarlet cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Stubborn Charcoal Depressive Garrison



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Lilac Gaped Hominid Kitty Cat



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: demanding generalized bond



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: thriller travel guidebook

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: copper cruise ship

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Lilac Gaped Hominid Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: copper cruise ship

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: copper cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Big reading party

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: emerald yarmulke orchestra pit



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Curious cowardly chad



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: emerald yarmulke orchestra pit



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Pale aphrodisiac whorehouse



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Slate Business Firm Double Fault



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: red stimulating menage



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: copper cruise ship



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: light massive dysfunction



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: emerald yarmulke orchestra pit



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2).#49245727)