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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
nighttime philosopher-king weed whacker
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
bat-shit-crazy shrine stain
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Turquoise Theater Stage Juggernaut
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
brilliant background story
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
amethyst stubborn ape
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Tan Heady Temple Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
violet jet-lagged cuck dopamine
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Light Generalized Bond Candlestick Maker
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Slap-happy property digit ratio
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
contagious bisexual idea he suggested french chef
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
sticky rehab mental disorder
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Flirting Church Black Woman
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
ultramarine newt
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
racy geriatric feces school
  06/30/25
cr
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Slap-happy property digit ratio
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Garnet drunken hall
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Flirting Church Black Woman
  06/30/25
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spectacular lodge
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
sticky rehab mental disorder
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
racy geriatric feces school
  06/30/25
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white hospital
  07/01/25
*bussy
Narrow-minded bright orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Tan Heady Temple Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
hideous appetizing dingle berry spot
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
trip honey-headed stage
  06/30/25
fuck
sticky rehab mental disorder
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
hideous appetizing dingle berry spot
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
nighttime philosopher-king weed whacker
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
sticky rehab mental disorder
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Garnet drunken hall
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
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beta alpha
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Vibrant cruel-hearted field nibblets
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
marvelous black crotch forum
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Sapphire disturbing mother
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
marvelous black crotch forum
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
spectacular lodge
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
marvelous black crotch forum
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
ivory hairraiser school cafeteria
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Saffron Step-uncle's House Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
swollen passionate menage antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
tcr
spectacular lodge
  07/01/25
just jump
Demanding chocolate becky resort
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
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cerebral drab toaster
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Self-centered arrogant area
  06/30/25
wow
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
beady-eyed clown
  06/30/25
JFC man
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Light Generalized Bond Candlestick Maker
  06/30/25
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Demanding chocolate becky resort
  06/30/25
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sticky rehab mental disorder
  06/30/25
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Flirting Church Black Woman
  06/30/25
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Odious Pearly Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
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Comical judgmental center
  06/30/25
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Saffron Step-uncle's House Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
swollen passionate menage antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Vibrant cruel-hearted field nibblets
  06/30/25
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House-broken Cuckoldry Masturbator
  07/01/25
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white hospital
  07/01/25
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Mentally impaired galvanic sound barrier
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
motley space police squad
  07/01/25
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bateful purple home messiness
  07/01/25
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Turquoise Theater Stage Juggernaut
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
amethyst stubborn ape
  06/30/25
bro
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
...
swollen passionate menage antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
lol
spectacular lodge
  07/01/25
...
Misunderstood sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
blue multi-colored national
  06/30/25
jfc
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Slap-happy property digit ratio
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Odious Pearly Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Comical judgmental center
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
spectacular lodge
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
blue multi-colored national
  07/01/25
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Sapphire disturbing mother
  07/01/25
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Comical judgmental center
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
bateful purple home messiness
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
buff bearded office
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Garnet drunken hall
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
sticky rehab mental disorder
  06/30/25
...
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  07/01/25
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unholy mint pozpig theatre
  07/01/25
lol
spectacular lodge
  07/01/25
...
Demanding chocolate becky resort
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
red corner pisswyrm
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Halford
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Rusted church building
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Coiffed balding gas station
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
hairless heaven shitlib
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
unholy mint pozpig theatre
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Cobalt Aromatic Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
spectacular lodge
  07/01/25
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Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
white hospital
  07/01/25
😟
Know-it-all Copper Gaping
  07/01/25
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Cerise stirring point puppy
  07/01/25
holy shit
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
unholy mint pozpig theatre
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
massive chestnut institution
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
bateful purple home messiness
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Tan Heady Temple Genital Piercing
  07/01/25
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Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
bateful purple home messiness
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
bateful purple home messiness
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Self-centered arrogant area
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Tan Heady Temple Genital Piercing
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Thriller Location Jew
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
white hospital
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
maroon trailer park rigpig
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  07/06/25
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Self-centered arrogant area
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
brass address sneaky criminal
  07/06/25
...
Comical judgmental center
  07/06/25
lol
spectacular lodge
  07/07/25
wow
Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: nighttime philosopher-king weed whacker

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy shrine stain

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Theater Stage Juggernaut

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: brilliant background story

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: amethyst stubborn ape

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Tan Heady Temple Genital Piercing

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: violet jet-lagged cuck dopamine

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Light Generalized Bond Candlestick Maker

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy property digit ratio

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: contagious bisexual idea he suggested french chef

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: sticky rehab mental disorder

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Flirting Church Black Woman

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ultramarine newt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: racy geriatric feces school

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy property digit ratio

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Garnet drunken hall

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Flirting Church Black Woman

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: spectacular lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sticky rehab mental disorder

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: racy geriatric feces school

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: white hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Narrow-minded bright orchestra pit

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Tan Heady Temple Genital Piercing

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: hideous appetizing dingle berry spot

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: trip honey-headed stage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sticky rehab mental disorder

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: hideous appetizing dingle berry spot

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: nighttime philosopher-king weed whacker

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sticky rehab mental disorder

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Garnet drunken hall

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: beta alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Vibrant cruel-hearted field nibblets

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: marvelous black crotch forum

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sapphire disturbing mother

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: marvelous black crotch forum

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: marvelous black crotch forum

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser school cafeteria

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Saffron Step-uncle's House Love Of Her Life

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: swollen passionate menage antidepressant drug

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Demanding chocolate becky resort

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: cerebral drab toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Self-centered arrogant area

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed clown

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Light Generalized Bond Candlestick Maker

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Demanding chocolate becky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: sticky rehab mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Flirting Church Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Odious Pearly Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Comical judgmental center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Saffron Step-uncle's House Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: swollen passionate menage antidepressant drug

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Vibrant cruel-hearted field nibblets

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: House-broken Cuckoldry Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: white hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mentally impaired galvanic sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: motley space police squad

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: bateful purple home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Turquoise Theater Stage Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: amethyst stubborn ape

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: swollen passionate menage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Misunderstood sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: blue multi-colored national

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy property digit ratio

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Odious Pearly Really Tough Guy

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Comical judgmental center

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: blue multi-colored national

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Sapphire disturbing mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Comical judgmental center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: bateful purple home messiness

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: buff bearded office

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Garnet drunken hall

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: sticky rehab mental disorder

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: unholy mint pozpig theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Demanding chocolate becky resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: red corner pisswyrm

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon Halford

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Rusted church building

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Coiffed balding gas station

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: hairless heaven shitlib

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: unholy mint pozpig theatre

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Cobalt Aromatic Hairy Legs

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: white hospital

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Know-it-all Copper Gaping

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Cerise stirring point puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: unholy mint pozpig theatre

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: massive chestnut institution

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: bateful purple home messiness

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Tan Heady Temple Genital Piercing

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: bateful purple home messiness

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: bateful purple home messiness

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Self-centered arrogant area

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Tan Heady Temple Genital Piercing

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Thriller Location Jew

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: white hospital

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: maroon trailer park rigpig

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Self-centered arrogant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: brass address sneaky criminal

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Comical judgmental center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: spectacular lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Magical Domesticated Water Buffalo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)