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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Ruby confused locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Frozen jade pistol
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
curious smoky yarmulke property
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Frozen jade pistol
  07/14/25
100%
Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot
  07/15/25
FAG
Irate forum dog poop
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
180 dingle berry
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Soul-stirring theater stain
  07/14/25
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tripping offensive cuckold
  07/14/25
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Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
yapping ceo famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Ruby confused locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
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Umber Box Office
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
yapping ceo famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Ruby confused locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
yapping ceo famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Ruby confused locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
yapping ceo famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
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Razzmatazz Impressive Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Bossy Citrine Multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
Lol
yapping ceo famous landscape painting
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Irate forum dog poop
  07/15/25
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Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
chrome appetizing school
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
tripping offensive cuckold
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Frozen jade pistol
  07/14/25
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curious smoky yarmulke property
  07/14/25
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yapping ceo famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Ruby confused locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Frozen jade pistol
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Ruby confused locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
wut
Twisted Liquid Oxygen
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Ruby confused locale wrinkle
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
effete hunting ground
  07/14/25
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Razzmatazz Impressive Bawdyhouse
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Talented Nighttime Double Fault Corner
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excitant narrow-minded range feces
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Galvanic bonkers main people selfie
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Irradiated Splenetic Philosopher-king
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
diverse abode
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
excitant narrow-minded range feces
  07/15/25
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180 dingle berry
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beady-eyed awkward stead blood rage
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Umber Box Office
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startled olive fortuitous meteor death wish
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yapping ceo famous landscape painting
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Lascivious violent filthpig associate
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Orchid Trump Supporter Space
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beady-eyed awkward stead blood rage
  07/15/25
we all have brother
Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot
  07/15/25
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Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot
  07/15/25
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Razzmatazz Impressive Bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Slippery Electric Menage
  07/14/25
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indigo den
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Pontificating Khaki Wagecucks
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Razzmatazz Impressive Bawdyhouse
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Painfully Honest Well-lubricated French Chef
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Cyan bisexual elastic band
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Scarlet cracking stage cumskin
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Motley Azn Trailer Park
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
nofapping comical location
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
aphrodisiac snowy hairy legs
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Bossy Citrine Multi-billionaire
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Demanding step-uncle's house juggernaut
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Irate forum dog poop
  07/15/25
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yapping ceo famous landscape painting
  07/15/25
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Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Ruby confused locale wrinkle
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Ruby confused locale wrinkle

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Frozen jade pistol

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: curious smoky yarmulke property

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Frozen jade pistol

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Irate forum dog poop

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring theater stain

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: tripping offensive cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: yapping ceo famous landscape painting

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Ruby confused locale wrinkle

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Umber Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: yapping ceo famous landscape painting

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Ruby confused locale wrinkle

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: yapping ceo famous landscape painting

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Ruby confused locale wrinkle

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: yapping ceo famous landscape painting

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Impressive Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Bossy Citrine Multi-billionaire

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: yapping ceo famous landscape painting

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Irate forum dog poop

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: chrome appetizing school

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: tripping offensive cuckold

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Frozen jade pistol

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: curious smoky yarmulke property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: yapping ceo famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Ruby confused locale wrinkle

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Frozen jade pistol

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Ruby confused locale wrinkle

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Twisted Liquid Oxygen

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Ruby confused locale wrinkle

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: effete hunting ground

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Impressive Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Talented Nighttime Double Fault Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: excitant narrow-minded range feces



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Galvanic bonkers main people selfie



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Irradiated Splenetic Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: diverse abode

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: excitant narrow-minded range feces

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed awkward stead blood rage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Umber Box Office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: startled olive fortuitous meteor death wish



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: yapping ceo famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Lascivious violent filthpig associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Orchid Trump Supporter Space



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed awkward stead blood rage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Impressive Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Slippery Electric Menage

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: indigo den



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Pontificating Khaki Wagecucks

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Impressive Bawdyhouse

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Well-lubricated French Chef

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cyan bisexual elastic band

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Scarlet cracking stage cumskin

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Motley Azn Trailer Park

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: nofapping comical location

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac snowy hairy legs

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bossy Citrine Multi-billionaire

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Demanding step-uncle's house juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Irate forum dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: yapping ceo famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Aromatic alcoholic rigor spot

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Ruby confused locale wrinkle

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2).#49104451)