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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Tan Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
This one stings.
cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Nubile menage really tough guy
  01/26/16
jesus no...
hyperventilating old irish cottage toaster
  10/24/16
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pungent school immigrant
  01/03/17
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Unholy Black Woman
  02/20/18
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  06/03/19
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Nubile menage really tough guy
  10/14/20
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  01/25/16
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Flushed Fear-inspiring Faggotry
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Flushed Fear-inspiring Faggotry
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Mauve Arousing Pistol
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Exciting Yellow Stag Film Telephone
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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  01/25/16
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Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
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Medicated halford
  01/25/16
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grizzly abnormal boiling water
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
ruby bawdyhouse
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Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account
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Tan Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
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Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
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  11/27/16
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  06/13/17
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Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference
  12/19/17
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Medicated halford
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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pungent school immigrant
  11/27/16
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  01/23/17
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  03/15/17
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  05/15/22
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
Learning disabled associate pozpig
  01/25/16
Brutal
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
...
thriller fishy sex offender
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Rusted Meetinghouse Organic Girlfriend
  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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  01/25/16
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cobalt rambunctious sandwich azn
  01/25/16
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Medicated halford
  01/25/16
...
Pea-brained windowlicker
  01/25/16
damnit
bearded step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
...
Flushed Fear-inspiring Faggotry
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
jfc
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Flushed Fear-inspiring Faggotry
  01/25/16
...
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/25/16
Cr
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
hm
Indigo crawly rigpig house
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
wait
Stirring cream degenerate
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cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king
  01/26/16
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Irradiated mint brunch
  01/25/16
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Medicated halford
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Erotic station faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Gold titillating stock car
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Learning disabled associate pozpig
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Learning disabled associate pozpig
  01/25/16
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Stirring cream degenerate
  01/25/16
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Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference
  01/25/16
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Chocolate autistic university
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bearded step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Pea-brained windowlicker
  01/25/16
...
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
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  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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excitant ticket booth dragon
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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Rusted Meetinghouse Organic Girlfriend
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grizzly abnormal boiling water
  01/25/16
damn
Up-to-no-good location
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  01/25/16
O LORD
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jfc
drab anal range
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
azure background story half-breed
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account
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Flushed Fear-inspiring Faggotry
  01/25/16
Lmao
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
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cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king
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Burgundy bossy death wish theatre
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Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
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Medicated halford
  02/15/16
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Vigorous Obsidian Volcanic Crater
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  10/27/17
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  05/24/18
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  03/16/20
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concupiscible international law enforcement agency
  02/18/22
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magical translucent round eye
  10/13/23
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ruby bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
bearded step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
ouch
Razzle Free-loading Lay
  01/26/16
poison
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  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
180
Tan Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
...
Stirring cream degenerate
  01/26/16
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spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
maize fluffy new version
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
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  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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magical translucent round eye
  12/26/17
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Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  08/12/19
180
Nubile menage really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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  01/27/16
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Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference
  01/27/16
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Medicated halford
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Adventurous swollen hall
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  05/19/16
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  10/24/16
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  12/17/16
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  01/03/17
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  01/23/17
toxic
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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  10/27/17
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Contagious Dull Antidepressant Drug
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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  12/26/17
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  02/20/18
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  01/16/19
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  09/26/21
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
navy national persian
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Orange resort mother
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
grizzly abnormal boiling water
  01/25/16
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Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account
  01/25/16
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costumed swashbuckling hell travel guidebook
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
toxic
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
ungodly library juggernaut
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
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  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
passionate buff cumskin selfie
  01/25/16
TY bro
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
...
Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
lascivious hunting ground skinny woman
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
thriller fishy sex offender
  10/27/17
...
boyish depressive
  10/27/17
...
Medicated halford
  05/24/18
...
flickering puce mood garrison
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Zippy Maroon Trump Supporter Rehab
  10/27/17
credited advice
Exhilarant pink therapy multi-billionaire
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Spruce hideous whorehouse
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Violent parlor mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
lol
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  06/01/17
...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Tan Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
...
magical translucent round eye
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
azure background story half-breed
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
azure background story half-breed
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
azure background story half-breed
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
azure background story half-breed
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
azure background story half-breed
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
Lmao
lemon slimy tattoo spot
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Medicated halford
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Medicated halford
  01/25/16
lmao true
Up-to-no-good location
  01/25/16
...
Stirring cream degenerate
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magical translucent round eye
  12/26/17
Haha
Demanding church
  03/19/20
...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
...
Pea-brained windowlicker
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
lascivious hunting ground skinny woman
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Gaped appetizing theater
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Shimmering insanely creepy crackhouse
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Medicated halford
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Zippy Maroon Trump Supporter Rehab
  10/27/17
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Hyperactive citrine incel pit
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Vivacious National Security Agency Party Of The First Part
  06/03/19
oh no
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  08/08/19
LOL
crimson box office cuck
  03/16/20
JFC
flickering puce mood garrison
  03/19/20
Update?
concupiscible international law enforcement agency
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Impressive Place Of Business
  01/25/16
...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/25/16
...
Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference
  05/19/16
...
Irradiated mint brunch
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Angry Comical Address
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Pea-brained windowlicker
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Angry Comical Address
  01/26/16
Cr
Pea-brained windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Angry Comical Address
  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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  01/26/16
...
big-titted bipolar ratface
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
racy drunken market kitty
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Vigorous Obsidian Volcanic Crater
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
Burgundy bossy death wish theatre
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Tan Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Stirring cream degenerate
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Medicated halford
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
racy drunken market kitty
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...
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Demanding church
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Nubile menage really tough guy
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Burgundy bossy death wish theatre
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Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference
  03/28/16
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multi-colored frozen water buffalo son of senegal
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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  01/26/16
...
Medicated halford
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
ungodly library juggernaut
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Nubile menage really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
hyperventilating old irish cottage toaster
  10/24/16
...
Stirring cream degenerate
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Violent parlor mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Amethyst Dashing Giraffe Toilet Seat
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...
cordovan psychic
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*applause*
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Zippy Maroon Trump Supporter Rehab
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...
Stirring cream degenerate
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Angry Comical Address
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Stirring cream degenerate
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Medicated halford
  01/26/16
...
Angry Comical Address
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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  01/26/16
...
Pea-brained windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
Describe
Angry Comical Address
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Angry Comical Address
  01/26/16
...
Stirring cream degenerate
  01/26/16
...
passionate buff cumskin selfie
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Medicated halford
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
Fuck
outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Irradiated mint brunch
  01/26/16
cq's!
Up-to-no-good location
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
flickering puce mood garrison
  03/19/20
...
cordovan psychic
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
embarrassed to the bone vibrant site mad cow disease
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
ungodly library juggernaut
  01/26/16
except for your autism
navy national persian
  01/26/16
...
Medicated halford
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant pink therapy multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
ungodly library juggernaut
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
passionate buff cumskin selfie
  01/26/16
...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
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LOL fair
ungodly library juggernaut
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tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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Burgundy bossy death wish theatre
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cordovan psychic
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...
Vigorous Obsidian Volcanic Crater
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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underrated
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Stirring cream degenerate
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jfc
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/26/16
...
Aggressive senate
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Stirring cream degenerate
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
do u love it
Stirring cream degenerate
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Heady wine base pocket flask
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...
Bearded Razzmatazz Clown
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
Medicated halford
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Jade patrolman french chef
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Heady wine base pocket flask
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...
ruddy marketing idea personal credit line
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Marvelous cuckoldry trust fund
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it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
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...
outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
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Nubile menage really tough guy
  01/26/16
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passionate buff cumskin selfie
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...
Irradiated mint brunch
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Burgundy bossy death wish theatre
  01/26/16
JFC
laughsome violet potus
  01/26/16
180
Deranged ebony stage scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
frum piazza
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Heady wine base pocket flask
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Marvelous cuckoldry trust fund
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...
Marvelous cuckoldry trust fund
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
180 twist
Medicated halford
  01/26/16
...
Stirring cream degenerate
  01/26/16
THIS
Violent parlor mad-dog skullcap
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...
aromatic silver fat ankles
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Exciting Yellow Stag Film Telephone
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
spectacular elastic band
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Exciting Yellow Stag Film Telephone
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Up-to-no-good location
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
ungodly library juggernaut
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
spectacular elastic band
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Up-to-no-good location
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
geriatric hominid
  01/26/16
fucking damn
bearded step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
grizzly abnormal boiling water
  01/26/16
180
Black private investor hospital
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Medicated halford
  01/27/16
...
Irradiated mint brunch
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
twinkling motley boistinker sound barrier
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Coral liquid oxygen corn cake
  05/19/16
repost please
Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Heady wine base pocket flask
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Coral liquid oxygen corn cake
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
ruddy marketing idea personal credit line
  01/26/16
tyft brother
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  01/26/16
...
Stirring cream degenerate
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...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  01/27/16
180.
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...
aromatic silver fat ankles
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...
Avocado Histrionic Center
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...
Stirring cream degenerate
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
Medicated halford
  02/03/16
...
concupiscible international law enforcement agency
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...
Stirring cream degenerate
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
provocative plaza partner
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...
Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account
  03/08/16
...
Medicated halford
  09/27/16
...
Medicated halford
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...
Jade patrolman french chef
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...
Chocolate autistic university
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cr
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...
concupiscible international law enforcement agency
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...
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...
Medicated halford
  06/17/16
...
fuchsia boltzmann
  09/27/16
...
Jade patrolman french chef
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Irradiated mint brunch
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Up-to-no-good location
  10/24/16
...
Medicated halford
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Coral liquid oxygen corn cake
  10/24/16
...
Avocado Histrionic Center
  10/27/16
...
Turquoise generalized bond wagecucks
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Irradiated mint brunch
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Medicated halford
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
sable low-t regret mediation
  01/23/17
... ...
Zippy Maroon Trump Supporter Rehab
  01/23/17
...
Medicated halford
  07/08/17
Lol
provocative plaza partner
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
insane abode
  01/16/19
...
Nubile menage really tough guy
  02/11/17
...
Medicated halford
  03/13/17
...
Jade patrolman french chef
  03/15/17
...
cordovan psychic
  03/15/17
...
Avocado Histrionic Center
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Brindle alpha yarmulke
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
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  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
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  06/01/17
...
internal respiration
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Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
bat-shit-crazy
  06/13/17
...
flickering puce mood garrison
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
lake double fault
  07/08/17
...
light circlehead coldplay fan
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...
Jade patrolman french chef
  09/25/17
...
outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Irradiated mint brunch
  10/27/17
...
aqua sticky masturbator kitty cat
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Chrome prole
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Medicated halford
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Chrome prole
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Turquoise generalized bond wagecucks
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
useless pontificating idiot
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...
Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station
  07/25/18
...
outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
  05/17/18
...
Medicated halford
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
balding quadroon
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Medicated halford
  07/25/18
...
beady-eyed arrogant native
  07/25/18
...
outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Medicated halford
  01/16/19
...
Irradiated mint brunch
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
insane abode
  01/16/19
Jfc
Medicated halford
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Irradiated mint brunch
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Onyx weed whacker
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Exciting Yellow Stag Film Telephone
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Harsh shaky ladyboy tank
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Harsh shaky ladyboy tank
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Harsh shaky ladyboy tank
  01/17/19
...
outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
  04/08/19
...
mexican rigor
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
aqua sticky masturbator kitty cat
  04/09/19
...
Harsh shaky ladyboy tank
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Harsh shaky ladyboy tank
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Medicated halford
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Poppy crotch
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Medicated halford
  06/03/19
...
Irradiated mint brunch
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Indecent sweet tailpipe dilemma
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Harsh shaky ladyboy tank
  06/03/19
...
Nubile menage really tough guy
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Harsh shaky ladyboy tank
  08/08/19
...
Harsh shaky ladyboy tank
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Love Of Her Life
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
unhinged red
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Love Of Her Life
  08/12/19
...
Love Of Her Life
  03/16/20
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Lilac
  02/02/20
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Jade patrolman french chef
  03/14/20
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stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot
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mental disorder laser beams
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Irradiated mint brunch
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chestnut digit ratio
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diverse point legal warrant
  10/11/21
bump
stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot
  03/12/22
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Jade patrolman french chef
  01/05/23
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concupiscible international law enforcement agency
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
startling
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Sick Slap-happy
  10/13/23
...
Medicated halford
  01/03/24
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outnumbered carmine space dingle berry
  08/09/24
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concupiscible international law enforcement agency
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...
Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Tan Indian Lodge

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Nubile menage really tough guy

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: hyperventilating old irish cottage toaster

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: ruby bawdyhouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Learning disabled associate pozpig

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Rusted Meetinghouse Organic Girlfriend

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Cerise gunner

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Erotic station faggot firefighter

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Author: cobalt rambunctious sandwich azn



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Medicated halford



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Author: Pea-brained windowlicker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: bearded step-uncle's house

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Flushed Fear-inspiring Faggotry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Medicated halford

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Flushed Fear-inspiring Faggotry

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Medicated halford



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Medicated halford

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Indigo crawly rigpig house

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch



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Author: Medicated halford



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Erotic station faggot firefighter

'we're Match.com compatible'

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Gold titillating stock car



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Learning disabled associate pozpig

180 thread

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Learning disabled associate pozpig

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



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Author: Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference



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Author: bearded step-uncle's house



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained windowlicker

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Medicated halford



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: passionate buff cumskin selfie

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Medicated halford

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Submissive area cuckold

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Author: excitant ticket booth dragon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Transparent Fragrant Chapel

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Rusted Meetinghouse Organic Girlfriend



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: blue disturbing stage

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Author: drab anal range

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: azure background story half-breed

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account

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Author: Flushed Fear-inspiring Faggotry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Medicated halford

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Author: ruby bawdyhouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: bearded step-uncle's house

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Author: Tan Indian Lodge

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: maize fluffy new version

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: electric foreskin indirect expression

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive citrine incel pit

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Author: magical translucent round eye



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: flatulent sapphire lodge

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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: twinkling motley boistinker sound barrier

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Author: Adventurous swollen hall

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Indecent sweet tailpipe dilemma

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Charismatic ultramarine jap

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Author: Avocado Histrionic Center

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: flickering puce mood garrison

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Author: Pearl theater stage

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Author: Chest-beating dun den

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: navy national persian

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Orange resort mother

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: grizzly abnormal boiling water

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

toxic

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Death gotta be easy

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Medicated halford

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: ungodly library juggernaut

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: passionate buff cumskin selfie

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

Yeah, probably true.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: passionate buff cumskin selfie

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

TY bro

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: lascivious hunting ground skinny woman

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: thriller fishy sex offender

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: boyish depressive



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Author: Medicated halford



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Zippy Maroon Trump Supporter Rehab

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant pink therapy multi-billionaire

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Spruce hideous whorehouse

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Violent parlor mad-dog skullcap

i lol'd

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: passionate buff cumskin selfie

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: tantric nursing home friendly grandma

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

Will do my best. TY

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Tan Indian Lodge

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: magical translucent round eye



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: azure background story half-breed

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: azure background story half-breed

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: azure background story half-breed

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

why do you think that?

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: azure background story half-breed

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: azure background story half-breed

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: lemon slimy tattoo spot

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Medicated halford

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

lmao true

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: magical translucent round eye



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Demanding church

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained windowlicker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: lascivious hunting ground skinny woman

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Gaped appetizing theater

JFC holy shit

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Shimmering insanely creepy crackhouse

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Medicated halford

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Zippy Maroon Trump Supporter Rehab

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive citrine incel pit

Lmao good find

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Vivacious National Security Agency Party Of The First Part

Lol oh my God

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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: electric foreskin indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: crimson box office cuck

LOL

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: flickering puce mood garrison

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: concupiscible international law enforcement agency

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Impressive Place Of Business

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Angry Comical Address

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Pea-brained windowlicker

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Angry Comical Address

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Pea-brained windowlicker

Cr

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Angry Comical Address

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: navy national persian



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: big-titted bipolar ratface

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: big-titted bipolar ratface



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: racy drunken market kitty

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Obsidian Volcanic Crater

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Burgundy bossy death wish theatre



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Tan Indian Lodge

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate

1800000000000 thread

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: racy drunken market kitty

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Talented mustard sanctuary famous landscape painting



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Demanding church



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Nubile menage really tough guy



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Burgundy bossy death wish theatre



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: multi-colored frozen water buffalo son of senegal



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: sienna apoplectic forum

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Medicated halford



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: ungodly library juggernaut

LOL this is brilliant work

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Nubile menage really tough guy

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating old irish cottage toaster



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Violent parlor mad-dog skullcap

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Dashing Giraffe Toilet Seat

cr this is poetry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: cordovan psychic



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: supple jewess institution

*applause*

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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: diverse point legal warrant



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Zippy Maroon Trump Supporter Rehab



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Angry Comical Address

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Medicated halford

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Angry Comical Address



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Angry Comical Address

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained windowlicker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: passionate buff cumskin selfie



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Angry Comical Address

Describe

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Angry Comical Address

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: passionate buff cumskin selfie



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

cq's!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: flickering puce mood garrison



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: cordovan psychic



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone vibrant site mad cow disease

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: ungodly library juggernaut

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: navy national persian

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Medicated halford



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant pink therapy multi-billionaire



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: ungodly library juggernaut

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: passionate buff cumskin selfie

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: ungodly library juggernaut

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Burgundy bossy death wish theatre



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: cocky razzle-dazzle filthpig philosopher-king



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: cordovan psychic



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Obsidian Volcanic Crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Angry Comical Address

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating old irish cottage toaster

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: pungent school immigrant



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Duck-like Home Deer Antler

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Aggressive senate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Bearded Razzmatazz Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: ruddy marketing idea personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Marvelous cuckoldry trust fund

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: bearded step-uncle's house

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Nubile menage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: passionate buff cumskin selfie

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Burgundy bossy death wish theatre

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: laughsome violet potus

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Deranged ebony stage scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: frum piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Marvelous cuckoldry trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Marvelous cuckoldry trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Medicated halford

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Violent parlor mad-dog skullcap

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: aromatic silver fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Stag Film Telephone

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: spectacular elastic band

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Stag Film Telephone

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: ungodly library juggernaut

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Idiotic Electric Furnace Principal's Office

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: spectacular elastic band

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: geriatric hominid

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: bearded step-uncle's house

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: grizzly abnormal boiling water



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Black private investor hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: twinkling motley boistinker sound barrier

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Coral liquid oxygen corn cake

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Heady wine base pocket flask

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Coral liquid oxygen corn cake

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: ruddy marketing idea personal credit line

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Violent parlor mad-dog skullcap

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: aromatic silver fat ankles



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Avocado Histrionic Center



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Wonderful twisted locale

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Medicated halford

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: concupiscible international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: provocative plaza partner

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Glittery know-it-all tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Chocolate autistic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: concupiscible international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Stirring cream degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: fuchsia boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good location

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Coral liquid oxygen corn cake

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Avocado Histrionic Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Turquoise generalized bond wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Medicated halford

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: sable low-t regret mediation

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Zippy Maroon Trump Supporter Rehab

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: provocative plaza partner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: insane abode

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Nubile menage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: cordovan psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Avocado Histrionic Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Brindle alpha yarmulke

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  dog poop bbw

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: flickering puce mood garrison

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Violent crusty kitchen athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: flickering puce mood garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: lake double fault

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: light circlehead coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: aqua sticky masturbator kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Chrome prole

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Medicated halford

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Chrome prole

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Turquoise generalized bond wagecucks

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: useless pontificating idiot

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Topaz Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  balding quadroon

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Medicated halford

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed arrogant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: insane abode

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Medicated halford

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Onyx weed whacker

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Exciting Yellow Stag Film Telephone

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Harsh shaky ladyboy tank

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Harsh shaky ladyboy tank

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Harsh shaky ladyboy tank

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  mexican rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: aqua sticky masturbator kitty cat

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Harsh shaky ladyboy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Harsh shaky ladyboy tank

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Medicated halford

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Poppy crotch

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Medicated halford

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Indecent sweet tailpipe dilemma

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Harsh shaky ladyboy tank

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Nubile menage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Harsh shaky ladyboy tank

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Harsh shaky ladyboy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  Love Of Her Life

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: unhinged red

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  Love Of Her Life

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Lilac



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  mental disorder laser beams



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Irradiated mint brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: chestnut digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: diverse point legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic office coffee pot

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Jade patrolman french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: concupiscible international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: startling

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Sick Slap-happy

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Medicated halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: outnumbered carmine space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: concupiscible international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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