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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Crimson cerebral ratface
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Citrine philosopher-king
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested
  01/26/16
jesus no...
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  10/24/16
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  06/03/19
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
180 incel
  01/25/16
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  01/26/16
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  12/19/17
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  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
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  01/25/16
Brutal
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  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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  01/25/16
damnit
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  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
jfc
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  01/25/16
Cr edit
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...
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
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u softbatch TTT
Exciting clear national
  01/25/16
Cr
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
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  01/25/16
hm
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  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/25/16
wait
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  01/25/16
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  01/26/16
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  01/25/16
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big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Free-loading wrinkle
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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  01/25/16
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Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
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  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Ocher abnormal site gunner
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big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Pearl racy keepsake machete point
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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Out-of-control Snowy Shrine
  01/25/16
damn
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  01/25/16
O LORD
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jfc
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  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
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  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
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  01/25/16
Lmao
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  10/13/23
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180 incel
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
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  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
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  01/26/16
180
Crimson cerebral ratface
  01/26/16
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Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
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  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
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  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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  12/26/17
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  08/12/19
180
Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested
  01/26/16
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demanding associate
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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  01/27/16
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big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
...
Trip Space Legend
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
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toxic
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180 existential horror
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  10/27/17
mother of god
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  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
diverse peach forum
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
naked aqua love of her life
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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Indigo feces half-breed
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
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  01/25/16
toxic
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
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  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
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  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
light personal credit line
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Pearl racy keepsake machete point
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
light personal credit line
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Pearl racy keepsake machete point
  01/25/16
TY bro
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  01/25/16
...
Indigo feces half-breed
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
aphrodisiac place of business senate
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
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  05/24/18
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  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
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  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
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  01/25/16
i lol'd
Grizzly Disturbing Base
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
light personal credit line
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Pearl racy keepsake machete point
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
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  01/25/16
lol
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...
light personal credit line
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
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  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
light personal credit line
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Crimson cerebral ratface
  01/26/16
...
Talented elite kitchen sound barrier
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
stirring fear-inspiring church building
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
stirring fear-inspiring church building
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
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  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
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  01/25/16
why do you think that?
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
stirring fear-inspiring church building
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
stirring fear-inspiring church building
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
light personal credit line
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
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  01/25/16
Lmao
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  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Exciting clear national
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/25/16
lmao true
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...
Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
Talented elite kitchen sound barrier
  12/26/17
Haha
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  01/25/16
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Ocher abnormal site gunner
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
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  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
aphrodisiac place of business senate
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
autistic angry candlestick maker
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Adulterous newt
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
vermilion location party of the first part
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
copper cowardly home stain
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
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  06/03/19
oh no
aromatic ladyboy kitty cat
  08/08/19
LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
excitant onyx factory reset button stage
  03/19/20
Update?
purple famous landscape painting trailer park
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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  01/25/16
...
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Bespoke Trust Fund Skinny Woman
  05/19/16
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Boyish Windowlicker
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
godawful nursing home telephone
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Ocher abnormal site gunner
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
godawful nursing home telephone
  01/26/16
Cr
Ocher abnormal site gunner
  01/26/16
...
Citrine philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
Citrine philosopher-king
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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  01/26/16
...
walnut hairless macaca
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
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  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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  01/26/16
...
Aggressive Regret
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Crimson cerebral ratface
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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  01/26/16
Lmfao
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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  01/26/16
...
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Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested
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...
Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
Aggressive Regret
  01/26/16
...
Bespoke Trust Fund Skinny Woman
  03/28/16
...
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  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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...
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  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
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  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested
  01/26/16
...
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  10/24/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Grizzly Disturbing Base
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
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...
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  03/15/17
*applause*
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  07/16/26
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vermilion location party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
godawful nursing home telephone
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
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  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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  01/26/16
...
Ocher abnormal site gunner
  01/26/16
...
Pearl racy keepsake machete point
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
soul-stirring drunken knife
  01/26/16
Describe
godawful nursing home telephone
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
soul-stirring drunken knife
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
godawful nursing home telephone
  01/26/16
...
Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
Pearl racy keepsake machete point
  01/26/16
Please be flame
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
soul-stirring drunken knife
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Exciting clear national
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
soul-stirring drunken knife
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
fragrant den
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
demanding associate
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
soul-stirring drunken knife
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
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  01/26/16
Fuck
fragrant den
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Boyish Windowlicker
  01/26/16
cq's!
internet-worthy motley blood rage temple
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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  01/26/16
...
excitant onyx factory reset button stage
  03/19/20
...
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  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Concupiscible parlour wagecucks
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
charcoal stimulating potus
  01/26/16
except for your autism
diverse peach forum
  01/26/16
...
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Supple insecure ceo brethren
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
charcoal stimulating potus
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Pearl racy keepsake machete point
  01/26/16
...
demanding associate
  01/26/16
LOL fair
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
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Boyish Windowlicker
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what the fuck was in this?
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Boyish Windowlicker
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Blue church hissy fit
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Jfc
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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I hate this thread so fucking much
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
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Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
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fragrant den
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stubborn sick therapy
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thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
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...
emerald preventive strike
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
emerald preventive strike
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getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
big bat shit crazy house laser beams
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
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Boyish Windowlicker
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
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ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Author: Free-loading wrinkle

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Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: slippery pungent marketing idea psychic

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: maniacal tripping coffee pot state

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: cocky khaki internal respiration private investor

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: honey-headed fortuitous meteor haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Vivacious blathering boiling water mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: dashing giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: black hominid

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: fragrant den



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: deep iridescent sanctuary

mother of god

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: ruddy hospital

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Shaky Irate Puppy Brunch

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Heady talking depressive



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: sable business firm sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Supple insecure ceo brethren

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Alcoholic Roast Beef



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: claret pit nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Plum National Security Agency



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: white background story cruise ship



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: french theater yarmulke

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant tantric mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: diverse peach forum

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: naked aqua love of her life

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control Snowy Shrine

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Indigo feces half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous sienna jew whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: light personal credit line

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: light personal credit line

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: light personal credit line

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: charcoal stimulating potus

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: light personal credit line

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Pearl racy keepsake machete point

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: light personal credit line

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Pearl racy keepsake machete point

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: light personal credit line

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Indigo feces half-breed



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac place of business senate

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Histrionic field boistinker

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Chocolate Nudist Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: excitant onyx factory reset button stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: vermilion location party of the first part

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Supple insecure ceo brethren

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Orchid multi-colored meetinghouse toaster

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Grizzly Disturbing Base

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: light personal credit line

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Pearl racy keepsake machete point

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: wonderful azn institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: light personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: light personal credit line

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Crimson cerebral ratface

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Talented elite kitchen sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: stirring fear-inspiring church building

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: stirring fear-inspiring church building

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: light personal credit line

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: stirring fear-inspiring church building

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: stirring fear-inspiring church building

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: stirring fear-inspiring church building

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: light personal credit line

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: light personal credit line

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Frum Trump Supporter Lodge

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Exciting clear national

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Talented elite kitchen sound barrier



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: provocative primrose old irish cottage

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: light personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Ocher abnormal site gunner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac place of business senate

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: autistic angry candlestick maker

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Adulterous newt

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: vermilion location party of the first part

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: copper cowardly home stain

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: passionate toilet seat

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: aromatic ladyboy kitty cat

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: filthy dull indian lodge

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: excitant onyx factory reset button stage

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: purple famous landscape painting trailer park

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Odious Tattoo Organic Girlfriend

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: light personal credit line



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Bespoke Trust Fund Skinny Woman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Ocher abnormal site gunner

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Ocher abnormal site gunner

Cr

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Citrine philosopher-king



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Citrine philosopher-king



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: diverse peach forum



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: walnut hairless macaca

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: walnut hairless macaca



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: laughsome chapel

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Massive anal library

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Aggressive Regret



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Crimson cerebral ratface

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life

1800000000000 thread

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Exciting clear national

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Lmfao

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: laughsome chapel

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Fluffy corner



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Author: provocative primrose old irish cottage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Aggressive Regret



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Bespoke Trust Fund Skinny Woman



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Plum National Security Agency



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: coral coiffed orchestra pit

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: charcoal stimulating potus

LOL this is brilliant work

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: crystalline adventurous goyim stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Grizzly Disturbing Base

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Shimmering federal box office

cr this is poetry

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: honey-headed fortuitous meteor haunted graveyard



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Dun very tactful casino

*applause*

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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: vermilion location party of the first part



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Ocher abnormal site gunner



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Pearl racy keepsake machete point



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone

Describe

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone

God damn brutal

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Pearl racy keepsake machete point



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Exciting clear national

are u stil maried

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

yes - 3 years this May

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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: fragrant den

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: demanding associate

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: fragrant den

Fuck

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

cq's!

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: excitant onyx factory reset button stage



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: honey-headed fortuitous meteor haunted graveyard



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlour wagecucks

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: charcoal stimulating potus

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: diverse peach forum

except for your autism

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Supple insecure ceo brethren



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: charcoal stimulating potus

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Pearl racy keepsake machete point

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: demanding associate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: charcoal stimulating potus

LOL fair

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Aggressive Regret



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Citrine philosopher-king



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: honey-headed fortuitous meteor haunted graveyard



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Massive anal library



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: godawful nursing home telephone

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: crystalline adventurous goyim stage

underrated

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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Bespoke Trust Fund Skinny Woman



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Chrome Selfie Set



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Ebony theater stage rigor

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Exciting clear national

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Marvelous beta degenerate



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: electric range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Exciting clear national

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Exciting clear national

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Exciting clear national

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Irradiated market



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: useless water buffalo affirmative action

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Sapphire Rehab Milk

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: fragrant den



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Pearl racy keepsake machete point

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Aggressive Regret

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Red Curious Dilemma Antidepressant Drug

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: sooty doctorate native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: contagious french chef multi-billionaire



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fragrant den

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: useless water buffalo affirmative action



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: useless water buffalo affirmative action



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Grizzly Disturbing Base

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  ruby faggotry



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: demanding associate

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: demanding associate

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: demanding associate

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: demanding associate

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Floppy Magical Resort

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Floppy Magical Resort

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: demanding associate

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: charcoal stimulating potus

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: demanding associate

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon masturbator

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

damn bruh you going HAM itt

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: garnet patrolman

180. *GULPS*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Sapphire Rehab Milk

fucking damn

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control Snowy Shrine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: aquamarine abode karate

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Indigo feces half-breed

Goodbye, XO.

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: maniacal tripping coffee pot state

what the fuck was in this?

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: pearly embarrassed to the bone garrison turdskin

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Indigo feces half-breed

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring drunken knife

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: pearly embarrassed to the bone garrison turdskin

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Irradiated market

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Grizzly Disturbing Base

tyft brother

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: light personal credit line



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Bespoke Trust Fund Skinny Woman

180.

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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  ruby faggotry



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: vibrant insane hall athletic conference



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  Lilac Plaza Codepig

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

brave

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: purple famous landscape painting trailer park



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: cruel-hearted buff heaven mental disorder

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Indigo feces half-breed



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Exciting clear national



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Vivacious blathering boiling water mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: purple famous landscape painting trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pale Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Jade Messiness Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Exciting clear national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy motley blood rage temple

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: pearly embarrassed to the bone garrison turdskin

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: vibrant insane hall athletic conference



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  Flickering Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  crackhouse

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: vermilion location party of the first part

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: cruel-hearted buff heaven mental disorder

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Blue church hissy fit

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Exciting clear national



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: honey-headed fortuitous meteor haunted graveyard



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: vibrant insane hall athletic conference



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Fuchsia indirect expression

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Amethyst weed whacker

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: excitant onyx factory reset button stage

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: balding lettuce pozpig



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Bespoke Trust Fund Skinny Woman



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: lake idiot stead

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: excitant onyx factory reset button stage



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: startled maroon sex offender

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  Self-centered



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Exciting clear national



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Heady talking depressive



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Drab mediation

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Drab mediation

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  Flickering Cuck

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  Headpube

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: light personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed dog poop

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: soggy hot juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Blue church hissy fit

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: swollen

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Floppy Magical Resort

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: cracking office nibblets

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: emerald preventive strike

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: fragrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: stubborn sick therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Heady talking depressive

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Judgmental misunderstood main people

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: appetizing ultramarine friendly grandma parlor

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser pea-brained stock car idea he suggested



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: emerald preventive strike



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Rambunctious wild dragon

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: effete bbw

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Rambunctious wild dragon

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious wild dragon



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Cobalt nubile new version jap



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Exciting clear national



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: cracking office nibblets



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  bossy



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Exciting clear national



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Boyish Windowlicker



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  idiotic ape



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: white background story cruise ship



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: cracking office nibblets

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Exciting clear national



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: purple famous landscape painting trailer park



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: saffron cuckoldry

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: cyan round eye

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2).#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: big bat shit crazy house laser beams



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: fragrant den



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: purple famous landscape painting trailer park



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Bistre hunting ground



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author:  alpha



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: bisexual

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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