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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Motley private investor meetinghouse
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
hairraiser black twinkling uncleanness main people
  07/20/17
Waddled here
mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter
  07/20/17
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Motley private investor meetinghouse
  07/20/17
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Drab bossy pocket flask
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Glittery indirect expression idea he suggested
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Carnelian bat-shit-crazy clown sex offender
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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  10/18/21
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  07/20/17
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Apoplectic hell
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
galvanic ebony church building
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
alcoholic bipolar stag film
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
zippy house
  07/20/17
Titcq
Drab bossy pocket flask
  07/20/17
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pontificating coiffed legend brunch
  03/02/18
Yes.
Motley private investor meetinghouse
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Electric crackhouse sweet tailpipe
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Odious location
  07/20/17
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underhanded coral bawdyhouse sandwich
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
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  07/20/17
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Motley private investor meetinghouse
  08/01/17
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underhanded coral bawdyhouse sandwich
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter
  08/01/17
...
Motley private investor meetinghouse
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
white nubile nursing home
  09/18/17
cq
Aromatic library newt
  09/18/17
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  09/04/21
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Motley private investor meetinghouse
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
concupiscible party of the first part
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Motley private investor meetinghouse
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
zippy house
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Motley private investor meetinghouse
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
bateful misanthropic address
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
zippy house
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Aromatic library newt
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
saffron scourge upon the earth knife
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
dashing azn
  03/02/18
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  07/24/18
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  02/19/19
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Motley private investor meetinghouse
  10/31/19
id do this for free
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  10/31/19
...
copper crusty plaza
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
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  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
House-broken khaki alpha
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
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  09/04/21
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  06/18/25
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  10/18/21
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  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
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  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
Ocher juggernaut garrison
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: hairraiser black twinkling uncleanness main people

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Drab bossy pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Glittery indirect expression idea he suggested

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Carnelian bat-shit-crazy clown sex offender

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: cerebral cuck electric furnace

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Rose Splenetic Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: galvanic ebony church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: galvanic ebony church building

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: alcoholic bipolar stag film

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: zippy house

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Drab bossy pocket flask

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: pontificating coiffed legend brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Electric crackhouse sweet tailpipe

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Odious location

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: underhanded coral bawdyhouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: alcoholic bipolar stag film

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: underhanded coral bawdyhouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: white nubile nursing home

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Aromatic library newt

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: razzle bisexual people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: concupiscible party of the first part

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: zippy house

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: bateful misanthropic address

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: zippy house

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Aromatic library newt

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: saffron scourge upon the earth knife

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: dashing azn

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Electric crackhouse sweet tailpipe

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: copper crusty plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz chapel

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: House-broken khaki alpha

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: razzle bisexual people who are hurt

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Motley private investor meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: copper crusty plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: copper crusty plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: copper crusty plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: titillating fighting center

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Ocher juggernaut garrison

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: mischievous vivacious faggot firefighter

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027937)