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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Well-lubricated cerebral ticket booth private investor
  07/20/17
Waddled here
brindle pit
  07/20/17
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exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
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Domesticated crusty stage
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
vermilion spot
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
brindle pit
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
supple orchestra pit
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
brindle pit
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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  10/18/21
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swashbuckling church building crotch
  07/20/17
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Spectacular dragon
  07/20/17
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Cobalt gas station haunted graveyard
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Spectacular dragon
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
bearded den candlestick maker
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
tantric turquoise knife
  07/20/17
Titcq
Domesticated crusty stage
  07/20/17
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arousing zippy really tough guy ratface
  03/02/18
Yes.
exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
abusive up-to-no-good legend
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
bateful national boistinker
  07/20/17
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Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Theater Stage Macaca
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
bearded den candlestick maker
  07/20/17
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exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  08/01/17
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Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Theater Stage Macaca
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
brindle pit
  08/01/17
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exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
red soul-stirring whorehouse bbw
  09/18/17
cq
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exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Hilarious Casino Jewess
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
tantric turquoise knife
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Excitant Internet-worthy Elastic Band Hell
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
tantric turquoise knife
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Hairraiser Wagecucks
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
Bat-shit-crazy Mental Disorder
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Anal piazza
  03/02/18
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  07/24/18
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exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  02/19/19
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exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  10/31/19
id do this for free
abusive up-to-no-good legend
  10/31/19
...
scarlet resort
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
razzmatazz giraffe
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Wonderful Rusted Set Filthpig
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
adulterous pocket flask
  09/04/21
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brindle pit
  06/18/25
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exhilarant lavender regret tattoo
  10/18/21
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scarlet resort
  06/23/22
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scarlet resort
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
Frisky Godawful Gaping
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
motley property
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
brindle pit
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated cerebral ticket booth private investor

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: brindle pit

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Domesticated crusty stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: vermilion spot

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: brindle pit

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: supple orchestra pit

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: brindle pit

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: grizzly irate church

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling church building crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Spectacular dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Cobalt gas station haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Spectacular dragon

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: bearded den candlestick maker

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: tantric turquoise knife

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Domesticated crusty stage

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: arousing zippy really tough guy ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: abusive up-to-no-good legend

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: bateful national boistinker

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Theater Stage Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: bearded den candlestick maker

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Jet-lagged Theater Stage Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: brindle pit

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: red soul-stirring whorehouse bbw

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser Wagecucks

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: adulterous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Hilarious Casino Jewess

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: tantric turquoise knife

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Excitant Internet-worthy Elastic Band Hell

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: tantric turquoise knife

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Wagecucks

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Mental Disorder

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Anal piazza

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: abusive up-to-no-good legend

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz giraffe

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Wonderful Rusted Set Filthpig

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: adulterous pocket flask

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: brindle pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender regret tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: scarlet resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Frisky Godawful Gaping

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: motley property

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: brindle pit

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2).#49027937)