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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Cordovan sinister range community account
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
dun stage
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Obsidian chapel yarmulke
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
carnelian rough-skinned idiot cruise ship
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
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  03/26/19
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Cordovan sinister range community account
  03/26/19
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  03/26/19
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Obsidian chapel yarmulke
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
milky genital piercing hominid
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Obsidian chapel yarmulke
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
dun stage
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Contagious senate sound barrier
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Obsidian chapel yarmulke
  03/26/19
180
Salmon racy national juggernaut
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Obsidian chapel yarmulke
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
startled mint step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
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  08/06/19
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carnelian rough-skinned idiot cruise ship
  03/26/19
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  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
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  03/26/19
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Contagious senate sound barrier
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Obsidian chapel yarmulke
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
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  03/26/19
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Twinkling orchestra pit stock car
  03/26/19
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Passionate athletic conference headpube
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
fishy vigorous main people meetinghouse
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
startled mint step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
appetizing flesh stage
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
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appetizing flesh stage
  03/26/19
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  06/18/19
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  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
startled mint step-uncle's house
  03/26/19
cr
appetizing flesh stage
  03/26/19
Zoho
green gas station
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Hateful Doctorate Station
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
harsh site
  03/26/19
...
Indecent Duck-like Useless Brakes Macaca
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Passionate athletic conference headpube
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Comical trailer park
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
pungent pistol
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Swashbuckling bbw property
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Comical trailer park
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Twinkling orchestra pit stock car
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
coral charismatic incel weed whacker
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Flirting locale depressive
  08/07/19
Boom might now
sepia telephone faggot firefighter
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Stimulating maize heaven milk
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Razzle private investor
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Flirting locale depressive
  08/07/19
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sepia telephone faggot firefighter
  11/09/19
...
Cordovan sinister range community account
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
chrome volcanic crater ape
  06/26/25
forces sales
odious set
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Cordovan sinister range community account

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: dun stage

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Obsidian chapel yarmulke

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned idiot cruise ship

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Contagious senate sound barrier

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Cordovan sinister range community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Splenetic indian lodge place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Obsidian chapel yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: milky genital piercing hominid

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Obsidian chapel yarmulke

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: dun stage

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Contagious senate sound barrier

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Obsidian chapel yarmulke

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Salmon racy national juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Obsidian chapel yarmulke

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: startled mint step-uncle's house

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: coral charismatic incel weed whacker

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: carnelian rough-skinned idiot cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Chestnut whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: provocative turquoise office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Twinkling orchestra pit stock car

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Contagious senate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Obsidian chapel yarmulke

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Fragrant charcoal sneaky criminal

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Twinkling orchestra pit stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Passionate athletic conference headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: fishy vigorous main people meetinghouse

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: startled mint step-uncle's house

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: appetizing flesh stage

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Fragrant charcoal sneaky criminal

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing flesh stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Fragrant charcoal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Fragrant charcoal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: startled mint step-uncle's house

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: appetizing flesh stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: green gas station

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Hateful Doctorate Station

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: harsh site

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Indecent Duck-like Useless Brakes Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Passionate athletic conference headpube

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Comical trailer park

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: pungent pistol

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bbw property

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Comical trailer park

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Twinkling orchestra pit stock car

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: coral charismatic incel weed whacker

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Flirting locale depressive

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: sepia telephone faggot firefighter

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Stimulating maize heaven milk

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Razzle private investor

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Flirting locale depressive

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: sepia telephone faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Cordovan sinister range community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: chrome volcanic crater ape

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: odious set

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2).#49051946)