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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

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mentally impaired impressive heaven
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
misanthropic school shitlib
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
mentally impaired impressive heaven
  04/14/22
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domesticated beady-eyed haunted graveyard station
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
outnumbered sooty antidepressant drug hissy fit
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
mentally impaired impressive heaven
  04/14/22
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outnumbered sooty antidepressant drug hissy fit
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
brass alcoholic location coffee pot
  04/14/22
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Red Point Hunting Ground
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
razzle flatulent psychic
  04/27/24
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mentally impaired impressive heaven
  04/28/22
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mentally impaired impressive heaven
  07/04/23
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Red Point Hunting Ground
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
carnelian mediation tank
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
lilac personal credit line piazza
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
mentally impaired impressive heaven
  04/27/24
?
lilac personal credit line piazza
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
mentally impaired impressive heaven
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
lilac personal credit line piazza
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
mentally impaired impressive heaven
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
lilac personal credit line piazza
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
drab hilarious corn cake
  04/27/24
Georgia?
lilac personal credit line piazza
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
drab hilarious corn cake
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
hot arousing center mexican
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
glittery startling double fault
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Frozen garrison azn
  04/24/26
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Obsidian legal warrant plaza
  04/27/24
180
Thirsty brunch
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
razzle flatulent psychic
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Thirsty brunch
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
drab hilarious corn cake
  04/27/24
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Shivering chapel roast beef
  04/27/24
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Obsidian legal warrant plaza
  10/08/24
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soul-stirring sickened french chef shrine
  10/08/24
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Chest-beating amber hall
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Dead volcanic crater site
  06/06/24
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curious theatre
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
very tactful ivory home
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
histrionic mahogany market
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
very tactful ivory home
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
histrionic mahogany market
  06/06/24
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adventurous dingle berry
  04/24/26
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soul-stirring sickened french chef shrine
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
mentally impaired impressive heaven
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
mentally impaired impressive heaven
  09/14/25
...
House-broken philosopher-king
  03/31/26
flame?
electric maniacal property stock car
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
mentally impaired impressive heaven
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
floppy yapping people who are hurt stain
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
milky sanctuary
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
floppy yapping people who are hurt stain
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Plum Liquid Oxygen Institution
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
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adventurous dingle berry
  04/25/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: misanthropic school shitlib

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: domesticated beady-eyed haunted graveyard station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: outnumbered sooty antidepressant drug hissy fit

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: outnumbered sooty antidepressant drug hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: brass alcoholic location coffee pot

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Red Point Hunting Ground



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: razzle flatulent psychic

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613739)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Red Point Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: carnelian mediation tank

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: lilac personal credit line piazza

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: lilac personal credit line piazza

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: lilac personal credit line piazza

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: lilac personal credit line piazza

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: drab hilarious corn cake

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: lilac personal credit line piazza

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: drab hilarious corn cake

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: hot arousing center mexican

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: glittery startling double fault

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Frozen garrison azn

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Obsidian legal warrant plaza



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Thirsty brunch

180

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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: razzle flatulent psychic

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Thirsty brunch

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: drab hilarious corn cake

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Shivering chapel roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Obsidian legal warrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring sickened french chef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Chest-beating amber hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Dead volcanic crater site

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: curious theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: very tactful ivory home

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: histrionic mahogany market

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: very tactful ivory home

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: histrionic mahogany market

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: adventurous dingle berry



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring sickened french chef shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: House-broken philosopher-king



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: electric maniacal property stock car

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired impressive heaven

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: floppy yapping people who are hurt stain

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: milky sanctuary

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: floppy yapping people who are hurt stain

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Plum Liquid Oxygen Institution

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#50018265)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: adventurous dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2).#49841414)