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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Shimmering Fantasy-prone Tank Tanning Salon | 01/03/23 |
| snowy principal's office | 01/03/23 |
| Shimmering Fantasy-prone Tank Tanning Salon | 01/03/23 |
| arrogant mad-dog skullcap reading party | 01/03/23 |
| Shimmering Fantasy-prone Tank Tanning Salon | 01/04/23 |
| titillating filthpig regret | 01/04/23 |
| sickened main people persian | 01/04/23 |
| aqua spectacular rigpig dingle berry | 01/04/23 |
| snowy principal's office | 01/04/23 |
| aqua spectacular rigpig dingle berry | 01/04/23 |
| snowy principal's office | 01/04/23 |
| aqua spectacular rigpig dingle berry | 01/04/23 |
| snowy principal's office | 01/04/23 |
| Charismatic area round eye | 04/19/23 |
| snowy principal's office | 04/19/23 |
| Carmine Range | 04/23/24 |
| titillating filthpig regret | 04/23/24 |
| sickened main people persian | 04/30/24 |
| Canary galvanic cruise ship roommate | 04/30/24 |
| fishy mewling coldplay fan | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 01/03/23 |
| Territorial Amber Lay | 01/03/23 |
| snowy principal's office | 01/03/23 |
| snowy principal's office | 01/03/23 |
| shaky medicated trailer park ladyboy | 01/04/23 |
| 180 point philosopher-king | 01/04/23 |
| swashbuckling at-the-ready jap | 01/04/23 |
| fragrant hideous shitlib boltzmann | 04/23/24 |
| Tripping nowag newt | 01/04/23 |
| sick chest-beating pervert boiling water | 01/04/23 |
| excitant lime mood | 01/04/23 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 01/04/23 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 01/04/23 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 01/06/23 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 01/24/23 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 12/27/23 |
| Cerebral thirsty church sex offender | 12/27/23 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 02/07/24 |
| Territorial Amber Lay | 02/07/24 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 04/23/24 |
| Metal light house | 04/23/24 |
| splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration | 04/23/24 |
| Cerise gay wizard | 04/23/24 |
| Multi-colored pisswyrm | 04/23/24 |
| swashbuckling at-the-ready jap | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| mustard buck-toothed gas station | 04/23/24 |
| mustard buck-toothed gas station | 04/30/24 |
| sickened main people persian | 04/30/24 |
| Multi-colored pisswyrm | 04/30/24 |
| sickened main people persian | 04/30/24 |
| swashbuckling at-the-ready jap | 04/30/24 |
| kevin eubanks and the tonight show band | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Shimmering Fantasy-prone Tank Tanning Salon One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: snowy principal's office https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Shimmering Fantasy-prone Tank Tanning Salon Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: arrogant mad-dog skullcap reading party 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Shimmering Fantasy-prone Tank Tanning Salon Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: titillating filthpig regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: sickened main people persian alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: aqua spectacular rigpig dingle berry anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: snowy principal's office everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: aqua spectacular rigpig dingle berry so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: snowy principal's office (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: aqua spectacular rigpig dingle berry It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: snowy principal's office more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Charismatic area round eye 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: snowy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Carmine Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: titillating filthpig regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: sickened main people persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Canary galvanic cruise ship roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: fishy mewling coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Territorial Amber Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: snowy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: snowy principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: shaky medicated trailer park ladyboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: 180 point philosopher-king SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: swashbuckling at-the-ready jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: fragrant hideous shitlib boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Tripping nowag newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: sick chest-beating pervert boiling water The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: excitant lime mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Cerebral thirsty church sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Territorial Amber Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Metal light house Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: splenetic chestnut pit internal respiration QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Cerise gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Multi-colored pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: swashbuckling at-the-ready jap (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: mustard buck-toothed gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: mustard buck-toothed gas station The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: sickened main people persian it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Multi-colored pisswyrm when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: sickened main people persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: swashbuckling at-the-ready jap (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2).#49213065) |